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GUM! Fucking GUM!
I chipped the second to last bottom tooth on the right side of my jaw when I put two pieces of gum into my mouth. GUM! My fucking face is goddamn swollen and dull throb aching now. OVER GUM! How the fuck?!
And dude, I loathe the dentist. Seriously. Mostly because of those snotty ass dental assistants who lecture me on how I don't take care of my teeth. Fucking duh! Gum chipped one badly! I'm well aware of how I abuse my teeth but without my blatant tooth abuse you wouldn't have gainful employment so shut the fuck up already!
If I even get a lecture when I go in about this I'm going to have to smack a bitch.
And dude, I loathe the dentist. Seriously. Mostly because of those snotty ass dental assistants who lecture me on how I don't take care of my teeth. Fucking duh! Gum chipped one badly! I'm well aware of how I abuse my teeth but without my blatant tooth abuse you wouldn't have gainful employment so shut the fuck up already!
If I even get a lecture when I go in about this I'm going to have to smack a bitch.