Blood Ninja Brilliance
Blame Pat again. I have a link of something that's an oldie but a goody. Hilarious cyber sex chat logs featuring the brilliance of Blood Ninja. It honestly must be read if you've never seen it before and if you have read it, oh hell, you KNOW this shit is worth rereading.
http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm
http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm