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Michi, my girlfriend, keeps saying instead of talking about my life and events in it I should just post my random weird ass daily thoughts and observations here. She thinks they'd be more amusing and maybe she's right. Certainly I could post them daily because I never run out of my perverse observations on things. So here we go!
Today I bought Muppet Show: Season One at Suncoast and was told you can get a doozer action figure when you reserve Fraggle Rock: Season One which I've already done. This made me start thinking about Fraggle Rock and the doozers.
The doozers are these tiny gnome type guys who are always in construction outfits and forever building things. Are they building because they're like ants and don't know about just relaxing and having fun? Well, the show would LIKE to portray it that way but if you ask me the doozers are always building because the fucking fraggles eat their shit!
Seriously. Every episode these fraggles go over to where the doozers are building and eat their highways, byways, buildings, houses, places of business. I mean, how would you like it if you were driving down Highway 270 or something and a giant fraggle hand came down and ripped off the road and ate it making you sit in traffic for hours? The doozers deal with this every day. Of course they're always building! All their crap gets destroyed as soon as it starts getting built.
The fraggles themselves I think are like... the example of pot smoking hippies who are all about what their theme song says. "Dance your cares away, leave your worries for another day." Well, it's pretty fucking easy to do that when you do nothing but eat other peoples houses and crap! Then they get their advice from a talking pile of trash. And the more I look at the relationship between the fraggles and the Trash Heap I think that perhaps it was their pot dealer or something. It would explain why they treated it with such reverence when it was filled with compost and stuff.
Compost of pot maybe. And thus ends my fucked up observation for the night. Tell me if this is properly entertaining or if my gf is just wrong about me being amusing. lol.
Today I bought Muppet Show: Season One at Suncoast and was told you can get a doozer action figure when you reserve Fraggle Rock: Season One which I've already done. This made me start thinking about Fraggle Rock and the doozers.
The doozers are these tiny gnome type guys who are always in construction outfits and forever building things. Are they building because they're like ants and don't know about just relaxing and having fun? Well, the show would LIKE to portray it that way but if you ask me the doozers are always building because the fucking fraggles eat their shit!
Seriously. Every episode these fraggles go over to where the doozers are building and eat their highways, byways, buildings, houses, places of business. I mean, how would you like it if you were driving down Highway 270 or something and a giant fraggle hand came down and ripped off the road and ate it making you sit in traffic for hours? The doozers deal with this every day. Of course they're always building! All their crap gets destroyed as soon as it starts getting built.
The fraggles themselves I think are like... the example of pot smoking hippies who are all about what their theme song says. "Dance your cares away, leave your worries for another day." Well, it's pretty fucking easy to do that when you do nothing but eat other peoples houses and crap! Then they get their advice from a talking pile of trash. And the more I look at the relationship between the fraggles and the Trash Heap I think that perhaps it was their pot dealer or something. It would explain why they treated it with such reverence when it was filled with compost and stuff.
Compost of pot maybe. And thus ends my fucked up observation for the night. Tell me if this is properly entertaining or if my gf is just wrong about me being amusing. lol.
