Best Of Bad Fic Quotes

[dreiser]

I love reading bad fanfic just like I love watching bad movies. I was wondering if anyone else on my friendslist shares this predilection and if so, they could give me their favorite bad fic quote. Mine is from a classic Buffy fanfic written by someone with an obvious underwear obsession.

Kissing and licking the sideways of her panty.

Seriously! lol. The whole fic was filled with epic descriptions of the female characters underwear and it was always described as "the panty" in fact, it was a fanfic trilogy from what I recall. Willow/Tara, Buffy/Willow, and Buffy/Cordelia. Good stuff and a lot of panty fixation going on. Oh yeah, and there was a really bad ER fanfic with Kerry and Kim that had Kerry giving birth to an orgasm.

Comments

[madame-diggory.livejournal.com]

There's this one fic where every other line begins with, Well or So, and all of the characters have the same voice. I'm not claiming to be a professional and I understand that writing a multi-chapter fic gets a little repetitive with multiple characters but come on!!!

After, a while I just stopped reading rather than leaving an empty review.

[sulkygeek.livejournal.com]

HA!!!!!!!!

[allaine77.livejournal.com]

I always remembered one Batman fic where Ra's al-Ghul says, "Daughter, pleasure the Detective." Dude, you're IN THE ROOM with them.

Sincerely, Allaine