I don't actually like the idea of writing a triangle for the exact reasons you listed. I mean, I love the idea of someone else writing it and me reading it and delighting in the angst written well or watching it play out on the show if it involves someone other than Zach but writing it myself doesn't seem like much fun in the long run.

The L Word crossover would be an explosion of cracky fun though. Just like that unfinished Maggie/Kendall fic. Which I felt I had to make cracky just because that's the only sort of universe where those two would ever hook up.

Peggy Peabody vs. Erica Kane would be the ultimate motherly diva smackdown and you know Alice would be watching it with intense delight and giving commentary as it goes on.