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I really do love this school. Today I had my second appointment with financial aid and set up a preliminary interview for the teaching job. Not only am I paying next to nothing already for my Paralegal Certification if I get this job it's free! FREE TUITION.
::Does the happy dance of free edumucation::
The program is supposed to take from September 2004 until September 2005 to finish. I know I was retarded and told some people it was in weeks span but that was the same day I ended up having to void a return five times due to my brain just turning off. When my boss came in and looked at the voids he just snickered and said, "Nic what the hell happened?"
The entire thing made me really irked at myself but I still couldn't help but be amused by my mistakes. So in the reason line where we have to explain why it was necessary to void the transactions I wrote the following...
Void #1 Did the transaction wrong. Moment of idiocy.
Void #2 Revenge of the idiocy. I'm sorry.
Void #3 Jeebus help me I can't do anything right today.
Void #4 Shoot me, just freakin' shoot me. I don't care what anyone says. I'm Lord of the Idiots.
Void #5 That's it! Kill me! KILL ME. I'm on two hours sleep and I can't do anything right. I'll burn this store down before long and dance upon the firey embers.
He found it pretty funny but I think what got him is the time marks on all the voids. They were all minutes apart. All in all, I did five voids and seven returns in a 15 minute span. I can't wait for when LP comes by and sees that. Funny stuff.
Anyway, I forgot I have to open the store tomorrow so I need to change Moo's vet appointment or find someone to take him for me. I might ask my Mom or Suzanna. I'm more inclined to ask the gf since she hardly has any days off and the appointment is for 2 pm, which make her have to take the day off.
Yes, I can be conniving but she works 60+ hour weeks sometimes. I go nuts if I'm working more than 40+ at my jobs so I sure as hell can't understand how she deals with that.
I bought Futurama Season 4 yesterday but I haven't had time to watch it yet. Hopefully I'll do that tonight at the motorcycle shop and put it on commentary. I'm strangely obsessed with that for some reason, I just like hearing what the people who make the show have to say about the episodes and the show in general.
But some commentary sucks ass. Pirates of the Caribbean was boring as hell with drunken Johnny Depp. But Kiera's commentary in that rocked the house. My all time favorite commentary is with Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez for Resident Evil. The deluxe edition of that is *finally* coming out on September 7th. Thank you! I'm excited to see the alternate ending it has. Though the movie is upsetting because it has the hotness that is Michelle dying. Makes me sniffle.
Van is stopping by the motorcycle shop and apparently psycho girl who's name maybe starts with a J has called her again. If I remember I'll write her name down on a post it and put it in here. Other than that, nada happening today.
Oh yeah. The electricity went out in our neighborhood due to sudden storms. Ha, Pat, if you weren't going to school I bet you would get invited to come here with FEMA. We're expecting the floods to start any week now. Anyway, electricity went out and we're right next to the big pimpin' hospital and it was chaos.
Due to all the ambulances leaving it and it's location in the city this area can be car wreck central. I think within ten minutes I heard a variety of crunching crashing noises. I haven't peered out our balcony to observe the results yet. Probably because I'm strangely used to this shite happening.
::Does the happy dance of free edumucation::
The program is supposed to take from September 2004 until September 2005 to finish. I know I was retarded and told some people it was in weeks span but that was the same day I ended up having to void a return five times due to my brain just turning off. When my boss came in and looked at the voids he just snickered and said, "Nic what the hell happened?"
The entire thing made me really irked at myself but I still couldn't help but be amused by my mistakes. So in the reason line where we have to explain why it was necessary to void the transactions I wrote the following...
Void #1 Did the transaction wrong. Moment of idiocy.
Void #2 Revenge of the idiocy. I'm sorry.
Void #3 Jeebus help me I can't do anything right today.
Void #4 Shoot me, just freakin' shoot me. I don't care what anyone says. I'm Lord of the Idiots.
Void #5 That's it! Kill me! KILL ME. I'm on two hours sleep and I can't do anything right. I'll burn this store down before long and dance upon the firey embers.
He found it pretty funny but I think what got him is the time marks on all the voids. They were all minutes apart. All in all, I did five voids and seven returns in a 15 minute span. I can't wait for when LP comes by and sees that. Funny stuff.
Anyway, I forgot I have to open the store tomorrow so I need to change Moo's vet appointment or find someone to take him for me. I might ask my Mom or Suzanna. I'm more inclined to ask the gf since she hardly has any days off and the appointment is for 2 pm, which make her have to take the day off.
Yes, I can be conniving but she works 60+ hour weeks sometimes. I go nuts if I'm working more than 40+ at my jobs so I sure as hell can't understand how she deals with that.
I bought Futurama Season 4 yesterday but I haven't had time to watch it yet. Hopefully I'll do that tonight at the motorcycle shop and put it on commentary. I'm strangely obsessed with that for some reason, I just like hearing what the people who make the show have to say about the episodes and the show in general.
But some commentary sucks ass. Pirates of the Caribbean was boring as hell with drunken Johnny Depp. But Kiera's commentary in that rocked the house. My all time favorite commentary is with Milla Jovovich and Michelle Rodriguez for Resident Evil. The deluxe edition of that is *finally* coming out on September 7th. Thank you! I'm excited to see the alternate ending it has. Though the movie is upsetting because it has the hotness that is Michelle dying. Makes me sniffle.
Van is stopping by the motorcycle shop and apparently psycho girl who's name maybe starts with a J has called her again. If I remember I'll write her name down on a post it and put it in here. Other than that, nada happening today.
Oh yeah. The electricity went out in our neighborhood due to sudden storms. Ha, Pat, if you weren't going to school I bet you would get invited to come here with FEMA. We're expecting the floods to start any week now. Anyway, electricity went out and we're right next to the big pimpin' hospital and it was chaos.
Due to all the ambulances leaving it and it's location in the city this area can be car wreck central. I think within ten minutes I heard a variety of crunching crashing noises. I haven't peered out our balcony to observe the results yet. Probably because I'm strangely used to this shite happening.
