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I just woke up after sleeping for 15 hours straight and I feel ever so refreshed. Work has been insane since I got back from Yurisai. I'll briefly go through some of the events that occurred yesterday in the white trash haven that is Jefferson County...
1. A routine accident, i.e. one car doesn't pay attention and hits the back of another in traffic and there is no injuries, leads one of our Troopers to discover almost a pound worth of crack cocaine. When he discovers said crack cocaine the person who hid it in their car, under a seat in a hole filled Walmart shopping bag mind you, claimed that it was nothing more than smashed up lemon drops. Our specialists in DDCC beg to differ.
2. Two women camp themselves onto the side of Interstate 55 southbound in green lawnchairs and proceed to drink themselves silly while throwing beer bottles at the general passing car population. This leads to several complaints and even more accident reports from damage done to the passing vehicles. Said women say they were just, "Having a good time and don't get why everybody gotta be so stiff."
3. What should have been a routine traffic stop led a Trooper to discover a whole section full of stolen clothing from a local Goodwill. All of which was very visible from the backseat of their nearly broken down station wagon. They claimed they were given the clothing because they deserved more charity than everyone else.
4. Rolling domestic assault over who has actual claim to a compact given by the baby's daddy to the two separate momma's that ended in the parking lot of the Save-A-Lot. Jefferson County Sheriff's kept inquiring where we were in the Save-A-Lot, apparently not understanding the concept of a parking lot.
And it went on and on and on and on and fucking on. I swear to god, I don't know what person stirred up the insanity in their white trash veins but that county when batshit crazy yesterday. I'm so happy I have the day off. I'll use it for lazing around the apartment and probably writing Marimite fanfic, so yay on that.
1. A routine accident, i.e. one car doesn't pay attention and hits the back of another in traffic and there is no injuries, leads one of our Troopers to discover almost a pound worth of crack cocaine. When he discovers said crack cocaine the person who hid it in their car, under a seat in a hole filled Walmart shopping bag mind you, claimed that it was nothing more than smashed up lemon drops. Our specialists in DDCC beg to differ.
2. Two women camp themselves onto the side of Interstate 55 southbound in green lawnchairs and proceed to drink themselves silly while throwing beer bottles at the general passing car population. This leads to several complaints and even more accident reports from damage done to the passing vehicles. Said women say they were just, "Having a good time and don't get why everybody gotta be so stiff."
3. What should have been a routine traffic stop led a Trooper to discover a whole section full of stolen clothing from a local Goodwill. All of which was very visible from the backseat of their nearly broken down station wagon. They claimed they were given the clothing because they deserved more charity than everyone else.
4. Rolling domestic assault over who has actual claim to a compact given by the baby's daddy to the two separate momma's that ended in the parking lot of the Save-A-Lot. Jefferson County Sheriff's kept inquiring where we were in the Save-A-Lot, apparently not understanding the concept of a parking lot.
And it went on and on and on and on and fucking on. I swear to god, I don't know what person stirred up the insanity in their white trash veins but that county when batshit crazy yesterday. I'm so happy I have the day off. I'll use it for lazing around the apartment and probably writing Marimite fanfic, so yay on that.