Republican In Disguise

My mom called to invite me out to lunch today and since I don't have to be into work until 4 pm I happily accepted. Anyway, soon as I sit down with her at Joe's Crab Shack she lets out this hilarious excited noise and says, "Guess what I have for you?" I blinked and said no idea and she goes, "Mail!"

Which isn't unusual. Despite having not lived at home since I was 16, except for the occasional month long stints in between moving places, I use my parents house as my permanent address. Hence mail for me getting sent there all the time. She apparently saw my lack of enthusiasm over the mail and adds, "From the Republican National Committee!"

Seriously.

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