Pre-Mother's Day Retail Hell

[dreiser]

Working at Things Remembered the day before Mother's Day is a form of fucking hell. It was busy as fuck, constant asinine customers, and despite not being there for several days and spending all my work time at the super positive and way fun law firm as soon as I walked into the store I immediately shifted into I feel like a fucking dumbass and hate myself mode. Which is fucking lame of me and blows.

And guess what? I work again tomorrow. Oh ye gods, I cannot wait until May 17, 2006 at 9:30 p.m. which will be my hopefully all time LAST and FINAL fucking shift as a retail slave. Ugh. I feel all pissy and just not good about myself right now. I despise retail and I super despise fucking girly ass shops with nice workers who somehow still manage to make me feel like a goddamn plebian.

Comments

[sulkygeek.livejournal.com]

People suck ass and you are going back to school soon and you can say goodbye to Retail Hell and all the crappy people who come with it, even if you DO kind of love retail when it's not some friggin holiday where people try to buy items that are excessively girly and cutesy.

And you aren't a dumb ass, silly. You're my secret internet lesbian girlfriend/cyber sex lover, remember? Secret because, you know, I'm married and you're practically married, but since we, like think most of fandom is retarded, then we MUST be secretly doing it!

Who else would I have non-verbal (well, you know what I mean. non-words) ellipses-heavy cyber sex discussions with? Do you think I do that with just anyone? I am not an ellipses slut, you know!

[sulkygeek.livejournal.com]

the verbal thing is because I am a nerd and I consider 'verbal' to be articulating in an oral way (that sounds suggestive!!) which we aren't but....oh hell. I think you know what I mean. I'm very ESL today

[sulkygeek.livejournal.com]

And uhm..

spazzy.

sigh!

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

I'm already out of retail hell. lol. I just have to deal with working two jobs one I love and one I hate until I get out of Things Remembered on the 17th. I dunno why I gave them so much time. I just did. But currently I'm a paralegal at Rizzo & Associates or the Traffic Law Hotline and I LOVE my job and my coworkers. It's way fun and I feel like I fit in there. I'm still going back to school for writing. Who knows why. Probably because I like going to school and I have vague hopes for professional writing.

Good to hear/type to you! lol. I've been missing you online. Your secret online gf demands Yahoo chat time. [Insert annoying winky stupid emoticon thing]