Fanfic: Arggggh

[dreiser]

I'm bored still and thus I read fanfic and do some minimal writing because my fucking laziness in that areas sustains. But seriously, I'm starting to get annoyed by the fact that certain writers feel this absurd need to mention the G Spot over and over in their sex scenes. I know that this stupid thing actually does exist and I know some women really do have intense orgasms when pressure is applied to that area but the fucking G Spot isn't something that's part of a normal sexual encounter, at least in my opinion, so why the fuck must it be mentioned in every sex scene?

And why must they write it like it's a fucking mythical quest type of situation? Like quest for the holy orgasm or some shit. The almighty G Spot will make you come hard and find salvation! I also want to know why it's always being mentioned in fanfic for the younger character couples like Sam/Brooke in Popular or Spencer/Ashley in South of Nowhere? It makes it more disturbing and annoying. I'd almost rather the people write them using a strap on constantly or something. That being said I'm going to now return to reading fanfic.

Comments

G-spot

[debs21221.livejournal.com]

G-spot, is that beside the F-spot you know they really don’t know what they are doing unless they hit the F-spot. But you know Nic to hit the F-spot it usually takes using something cold and orange in flavor. I hate boring Sundays also too much time to think about life’s mysteries. Hey luckily I still have dinner with my parents to look forward to. Life doesn’t get much better then that. Later.

[(Anonymous)]

That's because the G-spot is the holy G-rail! When you hit it, you'll reach sainthood!

/sorry I've been reading too much Da-vinci code lately hehe.

Cheers
Kel w/o LJ

Re: G-spot

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

That popsicle sex scene still amuses me. Why are Tibette writers so fucked up mentally? lol. It's just wrong but hilarious.

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

I just saw the DaVinci Code movie with my mother and I was bored out of my skull. I had guessed the "shocking ending" an hour into it and while that's okay for a book because of the details and characterization all of that detail gets pretty damn mind numbing in a movie theater. At least for my puny brain.