Pillow Thief

[dreiser]

Usually Michi and I shut the door when we're about to have sex just because we both have this weird paranoia about the dogs walking in and watching us. I don't think the dogs would necessary understand what was going on but it's just a weird ass thing that makes us uncomfortable.

Yesterday night we didn't shut the door completely and I was in a very accepted and true position when it comes to lesbian sex. Namely kneeling at the edge of the bed with a pillow under my legs as to give the best long lasting access. Andddd... yeah. Okay. Enough of that. But that's where I was and suddenly in the middle of fun activities I feel fur against my leg and a low growl then my legs totally collapse out from under me.

Vlad fucking stole the pillow from under my legs! He shook it out from under my legs then looked up at me with that damn happy gleam he gets where he's totally like, "Ha ha! I did it, I did it!" All super proud of himself. Then he runs out with the pillow, which is twice his size so he has to drag it away at top speeds, and I'm lying on my ass wondering what the hell happened.

Then I hear from the bed, "He didn't bite you, did he?"

Me, still lying on my ass, fucking stupified, "No."

Silence and then, "That's good."

I swear to god. lol. I love my dog but why the hell?

Comments

[tibialmusician.livejournal.com]

Ahahahaha That's bloody hilarious. Man i miss my dogs right now. Luckily the ferrets are too small to steal my pillows. *grins*

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

Dogs are truly amusing pets. Even if they cause embarassing situations.

[narcolepsy-slds.livejournal.com]

hehehe, he is not the jealous type, is he?
he could have gone for, let's say a different target, so you got lucky *g*

my dog usually attacks me when I am doing yoga, and since I suck at it all my positions are rather unstable and shaky and her main goal in life is to make me tumble and fall. then she rolls around on the floor as if she is holding her tummy laughing.

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

Vlad isn't really jealous. I mean, to be honest, I'm not even sure I'm his favorite human. He loves attention and super loves to play and has never ever shown one aggressive tendency.

I think he thought we were playing and decided to be a part of it. Although I'm unsure why stealing the pillow seemed good in that equation.

[occamsnailfile.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaa. AHHAhahahaha!

Your pain is to be laughed at!

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

It's painfully embarrassing if nothing else.