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Seriously... I am not joking. Suzanna has transformed our so ugly he's cute puppy Vlad into the Queeniest Queen that ever was Queened. Gay dog. So gay in all the sparkly beads and the Mardi Gras mask she made from god knows what. I think he might just win that Mardi Gras pet parade thing but his sexual identity shall be warped because of it. Then again, he's a dog. Who cares about that. Since I hardly worry about people's sexual indentities why even spend time contemplating a dog's?
I'm starting to believe my mother when she told Suzanna and I that Vlad is her grandpuppy, taking the role that traditionally a human child would have. This is because I have no plans on reproducing and neither does my brother thus leaving her bereft of grandkids. I say this because between my mom and Suzanna there has to be 100+ photos of Vlad already. And we've had him for how long? Only two months now? Oi!
Ran into DJ today, he's on unemployment and has apparently declared bankruptcy to wipe all of his debts away. I couldn't keep track of all the big numbers he ran off but overall I think before this he had maybe close to 75.000 in debt that's now completely gone. Of course, after telling me this he immediately flashed the super bling diamond watch on his wrist that he just bought. I swear, DJ is such a cool guy but man... common sense! lol. Oh well. If he had more common sense then I suppose he simply wouldn't be DJ.
My boss called me tonight so I'm going to be bartending at Attitudes on Friday night after class. Yum! That should be fun. I told Suzanna and she made all the calls to the usual suspects to keep me company. Hopefully she can get Ursula and Renata to attend because I haven't seen them in about two months now. I think they're in some weird couple hibernation period where they hide from the outside world. Heh. I'm not sure I've ever had that happen to me but I'm not really with the girly stuff overall. Except for newly swiping Suzanna's coats.
I can't help that. They're cool coats! And she looks sexy in them. I have an undeniable urge to swipe them. I don't think she cares that much. Not as much as she'd care if she knew about Vlad eating those Jimmy Choo's of hers. Some people would consider that shoe incident a cloud of deception over our relationship, right?
Nahhhhhhh.
I'm starting to believe my mother when she told Suzanna and I that Vlad is her grandpuppy, taking the role that traditionally a human child would have. This is because I have no plans on reproducing and neither does my brother thus leaving her bereft of grandkids. I say this because between my mom and Suzanna there has to be 100+ photos of Vlad already. And we've had him for how long? Only two months now? Oi!
Ran into DJ today, he's on unemployment and has apparently declared bankruptcy to wipe all of his debts away. I couldn't keep track of all the big numbers he ran off but overall I think before this he had maybe close to 75.000 in debt that's now completely gone. Of course, after telling me this he immediately flashed the super bling diamond watch on his wrist that he just bought. I swear, DJ is such a cool guy but man... common sense! lol. Oh well. If he had more common sense then I suppose he simply wouldn't be DJ.
My boss called me tonight so I'm going to be bartending at Attitudes on Friday night after class. Yum! That should be fun. I told Suzanna and she made all the calls to the usual suspects to keep me company. Hopefully she can get Ursula and Renata to attend because I haven't seen them in about two months now. I think they're in some weird couple hibernation period where they hide from the outside world. Heh. I'm not sure I've ever had that happen to me but I'm not really with the girly stuff overall. Except for newly swiping Suzanna's coats.
I can't help that. They're cool coats! And she looks sexy in them. I have an undeniable urge to swipe them. I don't think she cares that much. Not as much as she'd care if she knew about Vlad eating those Jimmy Choo's of hers. Some people would consider that shoe incident a cloud of deception over our relationship, right?
Nahhhhhhh.
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