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Right now I'm technically working four jobs and my girlfriend is fairly upset at me. When I'm conscious enough to realize that, she is at least. Heh. Anyway, I'm still managing the hat store in my white trash mall but I've taken a full time position at a brand new Barnes & Noble that's near my parents house in Fenton. I'm getting paid way more and I have tons more to do at the store. I'm also still doing my on and off part time jobs in bartending and working in my friend Jake's motorcycle shop in the city. I'm at about 60 hours a week for my jobs plus I've got three night classes at Sanford Brown.
I'm hella hella hella hella hellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tired people. But I have money! rofl. This Saturday is my last day at the hat store but I might go work seasonal at Suncoast just to have the discount there again. Plus I genuinely like everyone at Suncoast except the DM who is a petty asshole.
But today working nonstop hours was totally worth it because today, oh sound the triumphant trumphets, at my white trash mall they had a winter designs fashion show for the tiny local bridal store. Earlier this week I saw two overweight drag queens wandering around in wedding dresses and I didn't think anything about it. Well, I did think about it because that's unusual shit to see even for my super fabulous funny white trash mall but I didn't stop to consider that maybe they were walking around because they were, you know, working at the mall.
I smack myself for not considering this option for if I had I would've known about this bridal fashion show going on ahead of time. I also smack myself for not having a cell phone with a camera so I could have taken pix of this and sent them to my friends. For some reason the little wedding store had nothing but drag queens wearing the dresses which is super cool, right? But what made it even cooler and funnier was the fact that they were all at least 280 lbs and upward in weight.
My friend Steven who manages the Radio Shack had a disposable camera he damaged out and he took pictures of the fashion show and I'm eagerly awaiting them. I'm totally happy to be at B&N because of the huge pay raise and I'll have more in common with the actual store product because lets face, I don't give a shit about hats. But I do care somewhat about books, movies, and music. But because of stuff like this I really will miss my white trash mall. It's so insane here at times. I love it.
Michi, my girlfriend, declared I should start writing in here again about my day to day stuff and because I'm fucking whipped I've decided to do it. But because she requested this I've decided to do a Cute Michi Moment with each posting since she's responsible for me chronicling my useless and dumbass life again. Plus the fact that she is so impossibly adorable and this should be shared with those strange enough to read my daily life prattlings.
CUTE MICHI MOMENT #1: Like everyone else I know, Michi calls me when things that are technical break because I'm a fucking nerd and I can fix stuff and I enjoy fixing stuff. When her TV broke and she was talking to me over the phone about what the defunct screen looked like when she turned it on her description was, en quote, "It's like The Ring except nobody dies." Which basically meant her screen was nothing but snowy static. Sickeningly cute, isn't she?
In my L Word fanfics I like to upload random mp3s to share just because I'm a fucking music nerd. I've decided to do that in my LiveJournal entries as well so here we go! I'm uploading a lot of these to YouSendIt which means they'll expire after so many hits and seven days of being up there. If a link expires and you're super curious to hear my piddling music link, just post and I'll reupload, okay?
MP3: http://s54.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=28CRCI9EGJUUN12JFPAGFV7Q6J
No Hard Feelings by The Bloodhound Gang from their new cd Hefty Fine is my first random mp3. I love all their music because they've got a killer sense of humor and they're ultra distinct sounding. This is a terrific post break up bitter mean song, I think. The repeating chorus is "Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday" which is wonderfully blunt and hilarious and to the point.
I'm hella hella hella hella hellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa tired people. But I have money! rofl. This Saturday is my last day at the hat store but I might go work seasonal at Suncoast just to have the discount there again. Plus I genuinely like everyone at Suncoast except the DM who is a petty asshole.
But today working nonstop hours was totally worth it because today, oh sound the triumphant trumphets, at my white trash mall they had a winter designs fashion show for the tiny local bridal store. Earlier this week I saw two overweight drag queens wandering around in wedding dresses and I didn't think anything about it. Well, I did think about it because that's unusual shit to see even for my super fabulous funny white trash mall but I didn't stop to consider that maybe they were walking around because they were, you know, working at the mall.
I smack myself for not considering this option for if I had I would've known about this bridal fashion show going on ahead of time. I also smack myself for not having a cell phone with a camera so I could have taken pix of this and sent them to my friends. For some reason the little wedding store had nothing but drag queens wearing the dresses which is super cool, right? But what made it even cooler and funnier was the fact that they were all at least 280 lbs and upward in weight.
My friend Steven who manages the Radio Shack had a disposable camera he damaged out and he took pictures of the fashion show and I'm eagerly awaiting them. I'm totally happy to be at B&N because of the huge pay raise and I'll have more in common with the actual store product because lets face, I don't give a shit about hats. But I do care somewhat about books, movies, and music. But because of stuff like this I really will miss my white trash mall. It's so insane here at times. I love it.
Michi, my girlfriend, declared I should start writing in here again about my day to day stuff and because I'm fucking whipped I've decided to do it. But because she requested this I've decided to do a Cute Michi Moment with each posting since she's responsible for me chronicling my useless and dumbass life again. Plus the fact that she is so impossibly adorable and this should be shared with those strange enough to read my daily life prattlings.
CUTE MICHI MOMENT #1: Like everyone else I know, Michi calls me when things that are technical break because I'm a fucking nerd and I can fix stuff and I enjoy fixing stuff. When her TV broke and she was talking to me over the phone about what the defunct screen looked like when she turned it on her description was, en quote, "It's like The Ring except nobody dies." Which basically meant her screen was nothing but snowy static. Sickeningly cute, isn't she?
In my L Word fanfics I like to upload random mp3s to share just because I'm a fucking music nerd. I've decided to do that in my LiveJournal entries as well so here we go! I'm uploading a lot of these to YouSendIt which means they'll expire after so many hits and seven days of being up there. If a link expires and you're super curious to hear my piddling music link, just post and I'll reupload, okay?
MP3: http://s54.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=28CRCI9EGJUUN12JFPAGFV7Q6J
No Hard Feelings by The Bloodhound Gang from their new cd Hefty Fine is my first random mp3. I love all their music because they've got a killer sense of humor and they're ultra distinct sounding. This is a terrific post break up bitter mean song, I think. The repeating chorus is "Ain't my job to fuck you on your birthday" which is wonderfully blunt and hilarious and to the point.
