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The subject for this LJ entry comes from a really late night conversation I was having with Sulky on Yahoo. Michi has this weird ass habit of like... biting off the heads of gummi bears and that's all she eats because she says it contains the nutritious gummi bear brain which is what makes her so fucking smart, right? I know, dude. My girlfriend is so fucking weird but cute, right?
Anyway! Being jobless, except for bartending and working in the motorcycle shop which are really just like tips and commission basis earnings and doesn't give me all the full time benefits I really fucking need like health care, I have tons of free time. Thus today I took money from the girlfriend and did grocery shopping for her because I'm a house dyke kept woman now! Hee. It's a joke amongst many of my friends that's my goal in life. To be the house wife of some rich lesbian and just sit at home and take care of our house and plan fun outings with which to amuse my woman who is the wage earner. Dude. I would be SO happy in this life. lol. I wish I could hook it up.
Point being though? I don't mind grocery shopping for my girlfriend. Thus I was off with my grocery list and the money I had been given. I get to the grocery store and lo and behold I see a huge like industry sized bag of gummi bears and it's super cheap at like three bucks. I decide to purchase it and I'm soon off with the approved groceries actually on the list.
I get back to her apartment and again, being swamped with endless hours of time I decided that I would save Michi the trouble of biting off all the gummi bear heads and proceeded to spend my time in between playing with our dogs systematically chopping off the gummi bear heads and putting them in this fancy glass bowl her mother gave her. It was pretty fun actually but somewhat warped, I got this like... big butcher knife and lined up like fifteen gummi bears then brought the knife down, slide the heads into the bowl and the bodies into a cheap plastic bowl. This took around an hour or so for me to accomplish since the three dollar bag had a HUGE amount of gummi bears in it. I know, it seems impossible but dude! I went to the ghetto supermarket and this was like off brand gummi bears. They weren't even right colors, you know. For some reason they were combined colors of half blue and orange. Like they couldn't get dyed properly or something. Gummi bears from the ghettoooo... lol.
Once I get all the heads chopped off and beautifully arranged in the glass bowl I wonder what to do with the headless gummi bear army I now have. It's very, I dunno, Army of the Dead, isn't it? That's what I thought at the time. Clatto Verata Nicto! Ha. I'm such a fucking nerd.
But I had the army of headless gummi bears and they needed a mission since they obviously couldn't be eaten because Michi wouldn't do that and I'm trying to lose weight yet AGAIN so I'm not about to try to eat a freakish amount of headless gummies. Then I decided wouldn't it be sort of cool aesthetically speaking if I set up the glass bowl on the fancy glass tearing set up that came with it? It has these levels and it's like... big plate then pillar then big plate and then the holder for the glass bowl. I think it's supposed to be used for snack foods and then you put booze into the bowl. I don't know. My parents are suburban and SO not fancy like this.
I retrieve the plate thing though and put the bowl with the gummi bear heads in it on top like it belongs then I start about arranging the headless gummi bear army on the two levels of plates. Unlike the beheading this took like three hours but dude! It looked wicked when I was finished. I got the gummi bears totally around the plates and all standing up.
When Michi came home and saw it, I swear, this is why I love her, she actually jumped up and down, clapped her hands and like made a gleeful sort of squeal. lol. My work was appreciated! And to go along with this, here's the theme song to the Gummi Bears cartoon from the 80's which for some reason I remember that I really liked watching. Hrmmm. Maybe it was the song? The song does kick ass. Gummi Bears... bouncing here and there and everywhere! High adventure beyond compare! Yeah, being able to bounce freakishly high because of a juice you drink is definitely high adventure according to Disney logic.
MP3: http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=25VDT8LK4XRHW2W4TKYOZ3VKTA
I might take a picture of the great gummi bear monstrosity I created and upload it for everyone to see. Maybe I should do like... cake decorating or something like that? lol. I found this way too much fun to do. Man, I really need a full time job. And now I'm going to try and start writing the second scene of my amnesia fanfic for The L Word.
Anyway! Being jobless, except for bartending and working in the motorcycle shop which are really just like tips and commission basis earnings and doesn't give me all the full time benefits I really fucking need like health care, I have tons of free time. Thus today I took money from the girlfriend and did grocery shopping for her because I'm a house dyke kept woman now! Hee. It's a joke amongst many of my friends that's my goal in life. To be the house wife of some rich lesbian and just sit at home and take care of our house and plan fun outings with which to amuse my woman who is the wage earner. Dude. I would be SO happy in this life. lol. I wish I could hook it up.
Point being though? I don't mind grocery shopping for my girlfriend. Thus I was off with my grocery list and the money I had been given. I get to the grocery store and lo and behold I see a huge like industry sized bag of gummi bears and it's super cheap at like three bucks. I decide to purchase it and I'm soon off with the approved groceries actually on the list.
I get back to her apartment and again, being swamped with endless hours of time I decided that I would save Michi the trouble of biting off all the gummi bear heads and proceeded to spend my time in between playing with our dogs systematically chopping off the gummi bear heads and putting them in this fancy glass bowl her mother gave her. It was pretty fun actually but somewhat warped, I got this like... big butcher knife and lined up like fifteen gummi bears then brought the knife down, slide the heads into the bowl and the bodies into a cheap plastic bowl. This took around an hour or so for me to accomplish since the three dollar bag had a HUGE amount of gummi bears in it. I know, it seems impossible but dude! I went to the ghetto supermarket and this was like off brand gummi bears. They weren't even right colors, you know. For some reason they were combined colors of half blue and orange. Like they couldn't get dyed properly or something. Gummi bears from the ghettoooo... lol.
Once I get all the heads chopped off and beautifully arranged in the glass bowl I wonder what to do with the headless gummi bear army I now have. It's very, I dunno, Army of the Dead, isn't it? That's what I thought at the time. Clatto Verata Nicto! Ha. I'm such a fucking nerd.
But I had the army of headless gummi bears and they needed a mission since they obviously couldn't be eaten because Michi wouldn't do that and I'm trying to lose weight yet AGAIN so I'm not about to try to eat a freakish amount of headless gummies. Then I decided wouldn't it be sort of cool aesthetically speaking if I set up the glass bowl on the fancy glass tearing set up that came with it? It has these levels and it's like... big plate then pillar then big plate and then the holder for the glass bowl. I think it's supposed to be used for snack foods and then you put booze into the bowl. I don't know. My parents are suburban and SO not fancy like this.
I retrieve the plate thing though and put the bowl with the gummi bear heads in it on top like it belongs then I start about arranging the headless gummi bear army on the two levels of plates. Unlike the beheading this took like three hours but dude! It looked wicked when I was finished. I got the gummi bears totally around the plates and all standing up.
When Michi came home and saw it, I swear, this is why I love her, she actually jumped up and down, clapped her hands and like made a gleeful sort of squeal. lol. My work was appreciated! And to go along with this, here's the theme song to the Gummi Bears cartoon from the 80's which for some reason I remember that I really liked watching. Hrmmm. Maybe it was the song? The song does kick ass. Gummi Bears... bouncing here and there and everywhere! High adventure beyond compare! Yeah, being able to bounce freakishly high because of a juice you drink is definitely high adventure according to Disney logic.
MP3: http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=25VDT8LK4XRHW2W4TKYOZ3VKTA
I might take a picture of the great gummi bear monstrosity I created and upload it for everyone to see. Maybe I should do like... cake decorating or something like that? lol. I found this way too much fun to do. Man, I really need a full time job. And now I'm going to try and start writing the second scene of my amnesia fanfic for The L Word.
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