PETA Loves Twilight

[dreiser]

Because they don't do any research at all PETA has given Twilight the most animal friendly movie award. Why do I say PETA doesn't do their fucking research? Well, I dunno, maybe because all the sparkly Cullen vampires in Twilight kill animals instead of humans for their eating and I did think PETA was all about the animals not getting killed for food? Or are sparkly vampires exempt? Seriously, in the first ten minutes of the movie a deer is deadddd.

Oh PETA. You continue to suck in crazy humorous ways.