Watch This! Awkward Lesbian Dancing

I love Reese and Bianca but their dancing skills leave something to be desired. But they are eons better than the ancient dance stylings of the straight Fusion workers behind them. Wasn't La Lucci on Dancing With The Stars this season? She needs to help their asses out with some slick moves.

Also, dude, I know daytime soaps are in a time machine to an extent but can't they find somewhat current dance music to use? Although I'm pretty sure they strategically pick stuff that has expired the copyright payment needed on them. Which might explain the horrible 90s techo type sounds going on at the ConFusion nightclub.

And while I'm on this rant, what sort of trendy nightclub has pretzels on the table? Huh? Huh?! Sorry. lol. It bugs me. Pretzels are dingy bar not nightclub. I protest their prop use in these scenes muchly.

I'm pretty happy with the fact we got a random taste of Bianca's pissy and quick to be judgmental side in this episode. It was sort of funny to see how surprised Reese was by it. Poor Reese! She thought Bianca was all sweetness and light and she mostly is but when she gets angry she gets hella to the angry and all from just hearing about a situation second hand. It's very Erica Kane of her.

I really loved the exposition we got in this episode, namely finding out Reese is aware of Bianca's rape but not all the details behind it. Her expression when asking Bianca about JR pushing her off the balcony was delicious. Just so confuzzled and adorable. Like she couldn't grasp her mind around the nuttiness of Bianca saying she wasn't sure if it was an accident or not and how hard he meant to push her. lol. I think Reese is going to be sort of Erica similar in keeping a close eye on the accident/victim prone Bianca which good on her for that. Lord knows Binks needs it.

Mostly I was happy to see Bianca finally guilt tripping over not telling Kendall about who her baby sperm donor daddy is. Reese is cute with her naive Kendall will understand and Bianca is so with the dry, "Oh you do not know my sister." lol. And the somewhat awkward dancing scene was great if only for Reese's sardonic look as she enters and her little Stayin' Alive finger motions. Plus Bianca getting in touch with her inner butch again as she pulls Reese to her to dance for just one minute.

I will cry so much when the writers fuck them up. I know they'll do it eventually. It's too perfect and sickeningly happy for them not to ruin it to some degree.