Watch This! Blindness Beats Amnesia

Not really. Amnesia is made of soap opera win. Blindness is okay. So is paralysis. I dislike comas. They're boring. I love it when characters are trapped in wells or something like that. What is the best is mental illness.

Not the sad and realistic kind like they do on the good soap operas like, ohhh say... Guiding Light which people are still harassing me to watch but the unrealistic funny kind. Ala Janet Green or Annie Lavery. Recently on OLTL one of Jessica's crazy alters, Tess, trapped her sister Natalie and her bf, Jared, in a room that she was going to blow up with timed explosives. That was pretty epically awesome and does a lot to explain why I love OLTL like burning lately.

( But enough of my love of possibly insulting depictions of mental illness on soaps, onto the blinding! )