Ode to Happiness by Keanu Reeves

I draw a hot sorrow bath
with a misery candle burning
I wash my hair with regret shampoo
after cleaning myself with pain soap
I dry myself with my gorgeous white
One hundred percent and it will never change towel
Then smooth on my I don't deserve lotion
and I hate myself face cream
Then I put on my alone again silk pajamas
and go to sleep
when the hue has gone blue
and you can't quite grin and bear it
let this word picture remind you
It can always be worse