Christmas Gnome Candle Holder

[dreiser]

That is what Michi just brought home like twenty minutes ago. A freaking Christmas Gnome candle holder. I swear, I didn't know crap like this existed. lol. It's so fucking weird and dude, I totally got compelled and I put it on our couch and took a pix of it with Michi's digital camera and uploaded it to my website because... who the fuck knows. Just because! lol.

http://www.dreiser.net/etc/gnome.jpg

Okay, dude. What the hell is he holding? A bag or what? And what's in that bag? A bomb? That could be a terrorist gnome! lol. Pat, you're totally up with my weird gnome opinions. What are your thoughts?

Comments

Santa Claws

[(Anonymous)]

He's not a gnome! He's SANTA! Duuuuh! Don't you recognise him from his red-hat and shirt? He's a terrorist Santa! Probably a suicide bomber in Iraq. Ka Boom!

/just being naughty

~Kel w/o LJ

Re: Santa Claws

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

That's a gnome! Santa's fat but he's not a midget and he has a poofy white ball on the end of his cap. And that sounds really dirty for some reason... rofl.