Princess of Profanity or Pummel?

[dreiser]

I bought a lot of stuff today that I shouldn't have. But that happens frequently with me. I also got a really nice comment in my last Livejournal entry that made me feel like a moronic asshole when I go on my rants about telling people in fandom to not take fandom so seriously. Though it's not really that hard to make me feel like an asshole because I sort of am an asshole.

Sort of? I am an asshole.

I'm excited because I found this roller rink that's in Arnold around where my parents live and they have really cheap admission prices. I figure I'll go there Mon-Thurs and bring my iPod to listen to as I practice my skating. I'll probably do this for about three months before I contact the Arch Rival Girls about trying out for their Roller Derby league. I might be an asshole but I'm a strangely proud asshole and since I used to skate in Roller Derby in LA I sort of have this thing where there's no point, as I see it, in contacting them until I feel I can at least skate decently. I refuse to even talk to them about joining the league until I'm not actively falling on my ass so much.

I doubt anyone here would do this but I've found THE PERFECT rollergirl name for when I head back onto the track and I'm going to share it now so you better not fucking steal it. If you do I'll get pissed then cry. lol. I've called like twenty of my friends and so far only five don't like the name. You all here can put your votes in and tell me if you think this suits my nerdy ass self.

She-Ra: Princess of Profanity

Bwahahahaha! Dude! Come on! I'm the biggest fucking 80's cartoon nerd ever and other than Jem and the Holograms my favorite all time cartoon from that time is She-Ra: Princess of Power. Originally I had that name as She-Ra: Princess of Pummel. I think that Princess of Profanity suits me more, and Michi agrees btw, because I cuss all the time. I mean, every other word in here is fuck or shit or ass or something else fucking crude. Ha! Look! I just cussed again. I suck.

Anyway, I'm all excited about that name. I figure because of the safety rules that say you can't wear accessories and shit while your skating I can't have the tiara like she had in the cartoon but dude, I could so sport a fake blonde wig and since I do tons of detailing already on motorcycles and helmets at the bike shop I can totally paint a tiara onto my helmet. Michi wants me to get a tiny ass cape like She-Ra had but I'm not sure that's a good idea. You can fucking tug on capes, right? They could use that to bring my ass down when I'm skating. But yeah. I'm pretty sure that's my Roller Derby name when I go back. Let me know how you like it and if Princess of Profanity is better than Princess of Pummel.

Everyone and their mother has downloaded episodes five and six for the L Word and if you're digging the song that Alice and Uta dance to at Wax in episode five I've linked it for those who might want it. I've also finally uploaded the Oompa Loompa Remix song I promised. Sorry, Dan Rowe! I saw your request but yousendit wasn't cooperating with the uploading until tonight.

The Naughty Song (Remix) by Cory Lee:

http://s64.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0CJHCI4RYI3E839ZMTTRVH5WTX

Oompa Loompa Remix by Dave Roen:

http://s64.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0PF2KWTZK4MSG3RHSHBT2MHUPN

ETA: She-Ra: Princess of Power Theme:

http://s63.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2PUPPXDK6VLYS32NO7C9UGDWJS

Oh, come on! You know I had to fucking link it. lol. My god, She-Ra has such a fucking dramatic voice doesn't she? It's made for gay drama. l mean, dude, how wonderfully gay is this line? "Fabulous secrets were revealed to me the day I held aloft my sword and said: For the Honor of Greyskull!" Seriously! Fabulous secrets? Come on! lol.

SO GAY.

Comments

[narcolepsy-slds.livejournal.com]

go for PoProfanity. in my language 'Pummel' means chubby. But then Johnny Depp's last name means idiot ;)

[juwl.livejournal.com]

*sticks out hir tongue*
Eh, I wasn't worried about it. Thank you for posting it, though. *hug*

[tocopherol.livejournal.com]

She-Ra was a special lady wasn't she? I think i pretended to be her once as a child. But i fell off my wooden horse and cried....what was her horses name anyway?
Sorry that was random. But i second narcolepsy_slds with the Profanity vote
;)

[juwl.livejournal.com]

Swift Wind was She Ra's horse. (thanks, Google.)

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

Spirit was the horse and it changed into the flying horse, or maybe it's a unicorn, Swift Wind when Adora made her transformation into She-Ra: Princess of Power.

And sadly I didn't need google to remember that. lol. NERD! lol.