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I've been decreed to do this or something. I don't get the fucking point of a meme whatever the hell this survey is supposed to be but whatever. Ignore this post if you want. lol. I would.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Just in time! Sakuya's thirsty. Could you go get him a drink?" Sakura; Sensual Phrase Volume 12.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
What's the fucking point of that?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The L Word episode 305, Lifeline.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
That's fucking impossible. I'm typing on my computer with a clock right in front of me on the desktop in the upper right hand corner and my alarm clock to the left of me. I might be legally blind but I have my glasses on and therefore I can see the stupid time.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:57 pm, Central Standard Time.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Torture by Esthero from the album Wikked Lil' Grrrls. A cd that I bought yesterday at Vintage Vinyl and kicks much ass.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A half an hour ago. I took Vlad outside so he could pee.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Porn. Misty Mundae featured.
9. What are you wearing?
A pair of eight year old blue jeans, pink and dark pink cute but psycho bunny socks, black Converse sneakers, grey and white boy cut panties, black snap in the front bra, computer geeks do it .00001% better t-shirt, and my dark brown geek chic plastic framed glasses.
10. Did you dream last night?
Fuck if I know.
11. When did you last laugh?
Five minutes ago upon hearing Michi discussing with people at our still ongoing L Word party the viability that Lara could indeed be an automaton robot.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Shelves with posed action figures, Transformers: The Movie framed poster, Labyrinth framed poster, Battle Athletes Victory wallscroll, a large digital clock, a huge cork board filled with random ass crap, and a framed autographed picture of Eliza Dushku.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My life is weird but I think weird is normal so I've got no real offerings for you here.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
What the fuck is the point? Why are you reading my answers? I suck ass.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Capote.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd pay all my bills and college loans then I'd purchase a town house around the gay area of St. Louis and proceed to make it look like, interiorly, like my dream house. Huge ass bookshelves for all my manga that's put in a mini-library room, fancy ass viewing room for my movies, and a nice personal study for me to do my writing in. Then I'd enroll in UMSL for Creative Writing and not fucking worry about paying for books and shit.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
When I was 15 I fell asleep in the bathtub and when I woke up I had no idea who I was for around an hour. It was pretty fucking scary to say the least.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Guilt or politics? What the fuck does that mean? I guess make Gore win the 2000 election.
19. Do you like to dance?
When I'm drunk enough.
20. George Bush:
An evil genius masquerading as an idiot. One dangerous ass mother fucker.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Nonexistent. I don't want kids and wouldn't ever think of a name for them.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See above.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Fuck yes. I love traveling and I loved my trips to Europe.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Dude. That's cheesy. I won't answer that shit.
25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
I refuse.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"Just in time! Sakuya's thirsty. Could you go get him a drink?" Sakura; Sensual Phrase Volume 12.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
What's the fucking point of that?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The L Word episode 305, Lifeline.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
That's fucking impossible. I'm typing on my computer with a clock right in front of me on the desktop in the upper right hand corner and my alarm clock to the left of me. I might be legally blind but I have my glasses on and therefore I can see the stupid time.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
9:57 pm, Central Standard Time.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Torture by Esthero from the album Wikked Lil' Grrrls. A cd that I bought yesterday at Vintage Vinyl and kicks much ass.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A half an hour ago. I took Vlad outside so he could pee.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Porn. Misty Mundae featured.
9. What are you wearing?
A pair of eight year old blue jeans, pink and dark pink cute but psycho bunny socks, black Converse sneakers, grey and white boy cut panties, black snap in the front bra, computer geeks do it .00001% better t-shirt, and my dark brown geek chic plastic framed glasses.
10. Did you dream last night?
Fuck if I know.
11. When did you last laugh?
Five minutes ago upon hearing Michi discussing with people at our still ongoing L Word party the viability that Lara could indeed be an automaton robot.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Shelves with posed action figures, Transformers: The Movie framed poster, Labyrinth framed poster, Battle Athletes Victory wallscroll, a large digital clock, a huge cork board filled with random ass crap, and a framed autographed picture of Eliza Dushku.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My life is weird but I think weird is normal so I've got no real offerings for you here.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
What the fuck is the point? Why are you reading my answers? I suck ass.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Capote.
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
I'd pay all my bills and college loans then I'd purchase a town house around the gay area of St. Louis and proceed to make it look like, interiorly, like my dream house. Huge ass bookshelves for all my manga that's put in a mini-library room, fancy ass viewing room for my movies, and a nice personal study for me to do my writing in. Then I'd enroll in UMSL for Creative Writing and not fucking worry about paying for books and shit.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know.
When I was 15 I fell asleep in the bathtub and when I woke up I had no idea who I was for around an hour. It was pretty fucking scary to say the least.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Guilt or politics? What the fuck does that mean? I guess make Gore win the 2000 election.
19. Do you like to dance?
When I'm drunk enough.
20. George Bush:
An evil genius masquerading as an idiot. One dangerous ass mother fucker.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Nonexistent. I don't want kids and wouldn't ever think of a name for them.
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
See above.
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Fuck yes. I love traveling and I loved my trips to Europe.
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Dude. That's cheesy. I won't answer that shit.
25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
I refuse.
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