This time it's my fault and not Dan Rowe's. lol. Dan Rowe! I haven't gotten the chance to talk to you online. Everytime you message me I've acidentally left Yahoo Messenger on and you're gone by the time I get back. I'm really sorry. I suck ass for that and I apologize. But anyway, I finally gave into my stupid self absorbed instincts and filled out this damn list. I blame me being lame and having insomnia and drinking four beers and being buzzed on why I'm actually writing this crap down. Whatever though. List away!
TEN FIRSTS:
1. First Best Friend:
Carol. She moved away to Washington DC with her family when I was eight.
2. First Hamster:
Flash. I got him when I was nine. He was a teddy bear hamster and was white and brown and was the fluffiest thing on the planet. I named him Flash because I liked the DC Comic and he could run damn fast for having tiny legs.
3. First Piercing:
Never had any.
4. First school crush:
Susie Q. Funny, smart, nerdy, ran track, and was almost six feet tall. I actually still talk to her. lol.
5. First CD:
Michael Jackson's Thriller. That was a record though. Hey, you said first! I can't remember my first cd but I can remember the first piece of recorded music I bought and it was that record. Ah, I miss the days when Michael was black and appeared perfectly normal.
6. First Car:
A blue minivan. Dodge Caravan to be exact. I didn't name it because I don't name my vehicles. I dunno why. I just don't. It seems weird to name them.
7. First Love:
My high school girlfriend, Carrie. We were both out in high school and she's the only ex-gf that after running into her again I felt completely baffled as to why I ever fell in love with her. She had completely changed from the person I remembered back then. Plus she made fun of me way too much for my liking. Not in the nice teasing way my friends have but in a way that actually sort of stung me. So that kind of sucked big time.
8. First Stuffed Animal:
Teddy bear made by my Great Aunt Cindy. I still have it. I never named it though.
9. First Concert:
New Kids On The Block. NKOTB! Hee. I liked Donnie best. I know, lame. But I relish my lameness.
10. First Time Drunk:
I was 15 the first time I got drunk but the first time I got really super bombed was at 16 when I came out to my mother and I was… erhm… banished to my nerdy basement dwelling cave for "going through a phase" of being a dyke. And yeah, not a phase. lol. I did escape though! And I get along fine with the parents now. My mom dotes on my gf Michi like nobody's business.
NINE LASTS:
1. Last Beverage:
Jolt Cola. And they ship internationally. Laugh,
tocopherol. You know you want to. Hee.
2. Last Vehicle Ride:
Ride? I drove my Saturn coupe like two hours ago and seven hours ago I drove a 1953 Indian Chief that Jake finished restoring three days ago.
3. Last Movie Seen:
Murderball. Kicked ass.
4. Last Phone Call:
Twenty two minutes ago Michi called to say Vlad had stolen a pair of her Victoria's Secret panties and hid them in the cushions of her couch. We know it was Vlad and not her shitzu, Missy, because Missy is bitchy and female and has no interest in panties. Vlad, however, is a boy and has a history of stealing them. My pug is a pervert.
5. Last CD played:
If I Were A Carpenter: A Carpenters Tribute Album.
6. Last Bubble Bath:
About a week ago. And yes, it did involve beer. Plus my gf. Plus… you know, bubbles and bathing.
7. Last Time You Cried:
Whenever I read Fruits Basket volume 12 and sniffled about the various woes of Kyo and company. I think it was a day or so ago. I dunno.
8. Last Kiss:
Three hours ago with Michi. I don't cheat! Cheating takes energy and time and intelligence to attempt to cover the cheating. I have no memory and could never make up effective cover stories.
9. Last Concert You Attended:
Yesterday I went to see The Iguanas and Chiaband with Michi at Blueberry Hill. Then we picked up my brother at my parents house. Fun!
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS:
1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends:
I tend to become friends with someone and then date them. At least that's how it works with the girls that last more than five dates. So yeah, I have definitely dated one of my best friends.
2. Have you ever been arrested:
Nope! I'm a good girl. Or at least lucky in hiding my evils from the police. I also dated a Chicago highway patrol officer. Maybe that's helped too. lol.
3. Have you ever skinny dipped:
Yes. Which is odd since I hate swimming. Whatever though. I was drunk.
4. Have you ever been on TV:
No, thank god.
5. Have you ever kissed someone and regret it:
Not yet. But who knows what the future and my dumbass behavior will bring.
6. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew:
I never remember most of my dreams. So I have no idea about that one. I did have a dream recently that was about me driving Dolly Parton to the Oscars in a limo. lol. Yeah, my Dolly love is extreme.
7. Have you ever been sent to the emergency room:
Yep. It happens a lot with me due to me being both sickly and stupid. Only one of these conditions can be controlled. Guess which? lol. No, it's not the first one.
8. Have you ever been in a fist fight:
Fist fights have been attempted on my person but I always manage to escape. I look butch and bitchy thus people think I can fight. But the pathetic reality is that I can't fight at all and my first instinct is to shriek, kick them in the shins with my Dr. Martens, then bravely run away.
SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING:
1. A t-shirt that says, "I Make Stuff Up." Which I think is the best description for my dorky hobby of writing fanfic.
2. Worn pair of black jeans I've had for at least five years.
3. Count Chocula socks.
4. Snap in the back lacy black bra.
5. Underwear that match said bra.
6. Pink and black Converse sneakers.
7. Silver necklace and silver charm that's Norwegian and is of a half angel/half devil. Basically it's my lame visualization about my belief when it comes to people. You know, that no one is all good and no one is all bad. We have the capacity to be either and it's up to each person which side they decide to use most. Myself? Evil. lol.
SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY:
1. Had sex.
2. Took Vlad to the doggie spa. No joke.
3. Went to Things Remembered to collect the various paperwork I need to fill out as a new employee.
4. Got a job at Suncoast as a part timer during the last month that they'll be open just to hang out with my friends there in a work environment for one last time.
5. Made my brother a huge lunch consisting of breakfast food. Pancakes, scrambled eggs, sausages, the works.
6. Roller skated for three hours.
FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER:
1. Music.
2. Shoujo comics.
3. Fandom.
4. People who get and like my nerdy essence. My god, Pat, flashback. Essence of Amber! Ughhh. God, LW is creepy. Even after all these years she remains creepy. She is so the chick from Biggest Fan by Fisher. I swear it.
5. Jolt Cola! Hee.
THREE CHOICES:
1. Eat or drink:
Drink! Drinking Jolt Cola! lol. No, I won't let this die. It's too much fun to mock myself.
2. Blonde or brunette:
I'm a brunette but I don't really have a hair color preference for the girls I date. Although I'm not too found of the super freckled and pale skin redheaded look on girls. Sort of eerie. Just like that episode of South Park. What was it? Ginger Kids! That's the episode. Man, that shit was funny.
3. Pink or black:
I love the color pink and this can be evidenced in it being my online chat font color of choice. Don't believe me? Message me on Yahoo bitches! lol. But I would never wear pastel pink in public. But I do indeed own tons of black clothing and have been known to go out dressed head to toe in black. But trust me, I don't look the slightest bit goth anymore. I'm too old for that.
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. See Eurovision live with a friend or gf who really wants to be there with me and party my mind out while there.
2. Travel with my brother through Europe. Not to see Eurovision though. He's not into Eurovision at all. I wish he was then we could go and see it on one of the yearly trips we take together.
ONE THING YOU REGRET:
1. Deceiving my first girlfriend in a really significant and hurtful way when I was in high school. But it taught me a lesson and I haven't ever done something like that again. And it was good I learned that at such an early age, you know? I also regret not buying those limited edition pink flame Dr. Martens. And yes, that lame add on sentence proves I'm utterly unable to be completely serious. I suck ass.
END LIST OF NIC'S SHINING SELF ABSORPTION!
TEN FIRSTS:
1. First Best Friend:
Carol. She moved away to Washington DC with her family when I was eight.
2. First Hamster:
Flash. I got him when I was nine. He was a teddy bear hamster and was white and brown and was the fluffiest thing on the planet. I named him Flash because I liked the DC Comic and he could run damn fast for having tiny legs.
3. First Piercing:
Never had any.
4. First school crush:
Susie Q. Funny, smart, nerdy, ran track, and was almost six feet tall. I actually still talk to her. lol.
5. First CD:
Michael Jackson's Thriller. That was a record though. Hey, you said first! I can't remember my first cd but I can remember the first piece of recorded music I bought and it was that record. Ah, I miss the days when Michael was black and appeared perfectly normal.
6. First Car:
A blue minivan. Dodge Caravan to be exact. I didn't name it because I don't name my vehicles. I dunno why. I just don't. It seems weird to name them.
7. First Love:
My high school girlfriend, Carrie. We were both out in high school and she's the only ex-gf that after running into her again I felt completely baffled as to why I ever fell in love with her. She had completely changed from the person I remembered back then. Plus she made fun of me way too much for my liking. Not in the nice teasing way my friends have but in a way that actually sort of stung me. So that kind of sucked big time.
8. First Stuffed Animal:
Teddy bear made by my Great Aunt Cindy. I still have it. I never named it though.
9. First Concert:
New Kids On The Block. NKOTB! Hee. I liked Donnie best. I know, lame. But I relish my lameness.
10. First Time Drunk:
I was 15 the first time I got drunk but the first time I got really super bombed was at 16 when I came out to my mother and I was… erhm… banished to my nerdy basement dwelling cave for "going through a phase" of being a dyke. And yeah, not a phase. lol. I did escape though! And I get along fine with the parents now. My mom dotes on my gf Michi like nobody's business.
NINE LASTS:
1. Last Beverage:
Jolt Cola. And they ship internationally. Laugh,
2. Last Vehicle Ride:
Ride? I drove my Saturn coupe like two hours ago and seven hours ago I drove a 1953 Indian Chief that Jake finished restoring three days ago.
3. Last Movie Seen:
Murderball. Kicked ass.
4. Last Phone Call:
Twenty two minutes ago Michi called to say Vlad had stolen a pair of her Victoria's Secret panties and hid them in the cushions of her couch. We know it was Vlad and not her shitzu, Missy, because Missy is bitchy and female and has no interest in panties. Vlad, however, is a boy and has a history of stealing them. My pug is a pervert.
5. Last CD played:
If I Were A Carpenter: A Carpenters Tribute Album.
6. Last Bubble Bath:
About a week ago. And yes, it did involve beer. Plus my gf. Plus… you know, bubbles and bathing.
7. Last Time You Cried:
Whenever I read Fruits Basket volume 12 and sniffled about the various woes of Kyo and company. I think it was a day or so ago. I dunno.
8. Last Kiss:
Three hours ago with Michi. I don't cheat! Cheating takes energy and time and intelligence to attempt to cover the cheating. I have no memory and could never make up effective cover stories.
9. Last Concert You Attended:
Yesterday I went to see The Iguanas and Chiaband with Michi at Blueberry Hill. Then we picked up my brother at my parents house. Fun!
EIGHT HAVE YOU EVERS:
1. Have you ever dated one of your best friends:
I tend to become friends with someone and then date them. At least that's how it works with the girls that last more than five dates. So yeah, I have definitely dated one of my best friends.
2. Have you ever been arrested:
Nope! I'm a good girl. Or at least lucky in hiding my evils from the police. I also dated a Chicago highway patrol officer. Maybe that's helped too. lol.
3. Have you ever skinny dipped:
Yes. Which is odd since I hate swimming. Whatever though. I was drunk.
4. Have you ever been on TV:
No, thank god.
5. Have you ever kissed someone and regret it:
Not yet. But who knows what the future and my dumbass behavior will bring.
6. Have you ever had a sex dream about someone you knew:
I never remember most of my dreams. So I have no idea about that one. I did have a dream recently that was about me driving Dolly Parton to the Oscars in a limo. lol. Yeah, my Dolly love is extreme.
7. Have you ever been sent to the emergency room:
Yep. It happens a lot with me due to me being both sickly and stupid. Only one of these conditions can be controlled. Guess which? lol. No, it's not the first one.
8. Have you ever been in a fist fight:
Fist fights have been attempted on my person but I always manage to escape. I look butch and bitchy thus people think I can fight. But the pathetic reality is that I can't fight at all and my first instinct is to shriek, kick them in the shins with my Dr. Martens, then bravely run away.
SEVEN THINGS YOU'RE WEARING:
1. A t-shirt that says, "I Make Stuff Up." Which I think is the best description for my dorky hobby of writing fanfic.
2. Worn pair of black jeans I've had for at least five years.
3. Count Chocula socks.
4. Snap in the back lacy black bra.
5. Underwear that match said bra.
6. Pink and black Converse sneakers.
7. Silver necklace and silver charm that's Norwegian and is of a half angel/half devil. Basically it's my lame visualization about my belief when it comes to people. You know, that no one is all good and no one is all bad. We have the capacity to be either and it's up to each person which side they decide to use most. Myself? Evil. lol.
SIX THINGS YOU'VE DONE TODAY:
1. Had sex.
2. Took Vlad to the doggie spa. No joke.
3. Went to Things Remembered to collect the various paperwork I need to fill out as a new employee.
4. Got a job at Suncoast as a part timer during the last month that they'll be open just to hang out with my friends there in a work environment for one last time.
5. Made my brother a huge lunch consisting of breakfast food. Pancakes, scrambled eggs, sausages, the works.
6. Roller skated for three hours.
FIVE FAVORITE THINGS IN NO ORDER:
1. Music.
2. Shoujo comics.
3. Fandom.
4. People who get and like my nerdy essence. My god, Pat, flashback. Essence of Amber! Ughhh. God, LW is creepy. Even after all these years she remains creepy. She is so the chick from Biggest Fan by Fisher. I swear it.
5. Jolt Cola! Hee.
THREE CHOICES:
1. Eat or drink:
Drink! Drinking Jolt Cola! lol. No, I won't let this die. It's too much fun to mock myself.
2. Blonde or brunette:
I'm a brunette but I don't really have a hair color preference for the girls I date. Although I'm not too found of the super freckled and pale skin redheaded look on girls. Sort of eerie. Just like that episode of South Park. What was it? Ginger Kids! That's the episode. Man, that shit was funny.
3. Pink or black:
I love the color pink and this can be evidenced in it being my online chat font color of choice. Don't believe me? Message me on Yahoo bitches! lol. But I would never wear pastel pink in public. But I do indeed own tons of black clothing and have been known to go out dressed head to toe in black. But trust me, I don't look the slightest bit goth anymore. I'm too old for that.
TWO THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. See Eurovision live with a friend or gf who really wants to be there with me and party my mind out while there.
2. Travel with my brother through Europe. Not to see Eurovision though. He's not into Eurovision at all. I wish he was then we could go and see it on one of the yearly trips we take together.
ONE THING YOU REGRET:
1. Deceiving my first girlfriend in a really significant and hurtful way when I was in high school. But it taught me a lesson and I haven't ever done something like that again. And it was good I learned that at such an early age, you know? I also regret not buying those limited edition pink flame Dr. Martens. And yes, that lame add on sentence proves I'm utterly unable to be completely serious. I suck ass.
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Lol! Thankyou, i did. in a nice respectful manner of course!
Speaking of eurovision, last night they had the competition to see who would be representing britain this year. Everyone voted for the paedophile that can't sing. It's pretty damn funny but it's also gonna bite us in the ass when it actually happens. i can already her the 'nil poi' again! lmao
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I like Sylvía Nott for Iceland and LT United for Lithuania the best so far.
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Me and my flatmates theorised that he only did the song because he was dared to by his mates down the pub and now it's bitten him in the ass.
I really hope thats true.
I will have to check out the other entries. Although i may just wait till the nigbt because i find it more fun to watch them with Terry Wogan's sarcastic jibes ringing in my ears.
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