Multipurpose Mylene

[dreiser]

I can't recall who it was that sent me a ton of kick ass songs from Mylene Farmer, a fucking super hot French singer, but I'd like to give them a huge belated thank you now because...

1. The songs are kick ass.

2. The songs are good to program into DDR and dance to. Michi does this, not me because, you know, she's a goddamn DDR champion and has the way nifty trophies and such for beating people down in DDR tournaments.

3. The songs are brilliantly made for fucking.

You (Remix) by Mylene Farmer & Good Sex Valdes:

http://www.dreiser.net/mp3/Mylene%20Farmer%20-%20You%20(Remix).mp3

Comments

[tocopherol.livejournal.com]

Ok, i was almost agreeing with you but you definitely lost me here:

"3. The songs are brilliantly made for fucking"

Are you sure? Not someting more like this?:
http://s65.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=2AA3XFCK4C8EJ1IRCJ7GNTL3MU

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

Ahh, I think you interpreted my words as emotionless cold fucking. My bad. I meant romantic fierce fucking. lol. Or at least that's what I hope went on. Who the hell knows.

[tocopherol.livejournal.com]

what are you trying to say about me? It's a very romantic song. lol

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

I don't hear romance in that song. lol. Sorry. Each to their musical own. And I won't try to explain my reasoning because I don't have reasons for most stuff. Lord knows I can't explain why I spent like an hour singing Cold Hearted Snake by Paula Abdul today. lol.

[tocopherol.livejournal.com]

Oh no, you're right. not much romance at all. when none in fact. I guess i lost my romantic edge. i'm sure one day i will find someone who will bring it back

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

Dude, get rid of the girlfriend that was foisted upon you then it'll happen. Pinky swear!

[tocopherol.livejournal.com]

lmao! pinky swear is a serious promise maker. you must be very confident about what you're saying!

And foisted is one hell of a good word.

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

Don't mock pinky swear. I have expressed my love for many a woman on the basis of pinky swear. rofl. And it's sad that is the truth.

Yes, foisted is an excellent word. I also like inflicted and encroach. But somehow foisted is just more apt. I also like calling people scourges of the universe. But that's because I dislike Bette immensely.

[tocopherol.livejournal.com]

i would never mock it! how many of those women accepted your pinky sworn love? god thats a weird sentence. lol

And wait just one moment.....you? dislike bette? i can scarce believe my eyes. next you'll be telling me that you think tina is really boring or something.....
lmao

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

How many women? I think I've used the term pinky swear and love to five different women thus far. But I still have a few years to go! lol. I'm sure I can get it in the double digits eventually.

Here's another shocker: I hate Betty. lol.

[tocopherol.livejournal.com]

Well thats quite a record for the rest of us to aspire too. lol.

*Faints*

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

All right. That's enough sarcasm for me. lol. I'm done.

[vertige.livejournal.com]

Yes! I have turned another one!

Let me know if you want more (and what I actually sent, because my memory is kind of lacking). Because I am sad and obsessed and have EVERYTHING. This including every silly fan remix ever made. And I consider myself allowed to upload and share. I have spent thousands of dollars on that woman:

Anna: "Oooo! The new single comes in one digipack, one 2 titre, one jewel case, three sets of vinyls AND IN A LIMITED EDITION VELVET BOX WITH NAUGHTY PICTURES INSIDE! Why don't I just get it all? Sure, it will cost me €56465465 and I have to fly to Paris to get it, but isn't that half of the fun? Aw, thank you Mylène for making my life so expensive and wonderful!"


I want this for my birthday:

http://eil.com/shop/moreinfo.asp?catalogid=211401&curr=USD

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

I'll make a list of what you gave me thus far but anything you could give me would be welcome because dude, Mylene rules. lol. Michi totally loves to DDR to her stuff and I'm just loving the tone of her voice. It's fucking mesmerizing and sexy.

Thank you for making my life expensive and wonderful. lol. That's fabulous. I think that has to go on a valentine to a girl one day. It's just hilarious and brilliant.