Multipurpose Mylene

[dreiser]

I can't recall who it was that sent me a ton of kick ass songs from Mylene Farmer, a fucking super hot French singer, but I'd like to give them a huge belated thank you now because...

1. The songs are kick ass.

2. The songs are good to program into DDR and dance to. Michi does this, not me because, you know, she's a goddamn DDR champion and has the way nifty trophies and such for beating people down in DDR tournaments.

3. The songs are brilliantly made for fucking.

You (Remix) by Mylene Farmer & Good Sex Valdes:

http://www.dreiser.net/mp3/Mylene%20Farmer%20-%20You%20(Remix).mp3

Comments

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

Dude, get rid of the girlfriend that was foisted upon you then it'll happen. Pinky swear!

[tocopherol.livejournal.com]

lmao! pinky swear is a serious promise maker. you must be very confident about what you're saying!

And foisted is one hell of a good word.

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

Don't mock pinky swear. I have expressed my love for many a woman on the basis of pinky swear. rofl. And it's sad that is the truth.

Yes, foisted is an excellent word. I also like inflicted and encroach. But somehow foisted is just more apt. I also like calling people scourges of the universe. But that's because I dislike Bette immensely.

[tocopherol.livejournal.com]

i would never mock it! how many of those women accepted your pinky sworn love? god thats a weird sentence. lol

And wait just one moment.....you? dislike bette? i can scarce believe my eyes. next you'll be telling me that you think tina is really boring or something.....
lmao

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

How many women? I think I've used the term pinky swear and love to five different women thus far. But I still have a few years to go! lol. I'm sure I can get it in the double digits eventually.

Here's another shocker: I hate Betty. lol.

[tocopherol.livejournal.com]

Well thats quite a record for the rest of us to aspire too. lol.

*Faints*

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

All right. That's enough sarcasm for me. lol. I'm done.