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occamsnailfile who is otherwise known as the super cool Pern? I'm obeying you by doing this list. But I refuse to visit this plague of LJ tagging upon those I would consider my online friends. Perhaps I would do it to my enemies but I have no idea if they have LJs just because I'm also not sure if they actually exist in anyplace but inside my head. But here are the instructions I have received and supposedly should comply with:
Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself, saying who tagged you. In the end you need to choose the 5 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs.
As stated before, I'll do the blog and six weird facts/things/habits deal but I'm not passing this on because doing such things is like spreading online STD's or something. lol. Man, that's a weird comparison. Pern just gave me the clap. Wait until I tell Michi. Anyway, weird factoid list activate!
I'm starting to think I really like the word activate too much for my own good.
1. When I was seventeen I fell asleep in the bathtub and when I woke up I had no idea who I was. This lasted for around forty minutes during which my roommate knocked on the door asking if I was okay and thoroughly scared the bejeezus out of me. Also causing me to wonder why if I was a girl my name was Nick.
2. I have an almost nonexistent sex drive. I do have sex, and fairly often when I have a gf, but I don't ever feel this fucking wave of horniness that my friends sometimes speak of. I've gone for very long periods of time without sex and masturbation and have been perfectly happy. I could be a fucking dyke nun if I believed in Jeebus in the religious sense.
3. Whenever I'm bored my first instinct is to call someone on the phone. I equate being bored with loneliness and I hate being fucking lonely. This leads me to being a fucking phone whore and I know I torment my friends with pointless phone calls but I can't seem to stop. It sucks. It's also why I chat online so much and tell people they're more than welcome to bother me with conversation whenever they want.
4. I wear weird socks every single day and usually change them three times a day. My sock collection is upwards of 200 and there's no better cheap present that is guaranteed to make me squeal with happiness than a pair of goofy socks. Since I was sixteen I've always worn some strange kind of socks. Ones with smiley faces, dancing dogs, flying pigs, the word whore on them, whatever. I wear socks that when people see them they snicker or giggle. The reason I wear them is because I had a particularly bad encounter at my retail work with a snotty ass customer who thought they were so much better than me because they made more money and blah blah the status of their job versus mine. I decided that I needed a constant daily reminder which would keep me from ever taking myself so seriously but it couldn't be obvious to others. Hence the weird socks. How can I ever think I'm better than someone else when I'm wearing Disco Snoopy socks?
5. I carry on complete conversations with my pets just for the fun of it. I don't actually hear them responding but I randomly make up the next thing I say like they were speaking back to me. Here's an example:
ME: What are you up to now?
VLAD: [Cute Stare] ...
ME: You're plotting world conquest? Why is that?
VLAD: [Cute Stare] ...
ME: Can't you just tell the humans how we're fucking it up?
VLAD: [Cute Stare. Tail Wag] ...
ME: Well, you should've never trusted that job to Lassie.
VLAD: [Cute Stare. Jumps Up] ...
ME: Yes, yes, Lassie is a bastard. Did you know in Lassie Come Home he was actually a she?
VLAD: [Cute Stare. Gobbles Treat] ...
ME: Everyone likes Lassie. That's no reason to question your sexuality.
6. I forget things as soon as I hear them. The fastest I forgot something was recently with Michi during a normal inactive Sunday afternoon together. I got up from the couch where we were watching tv and doing disgustingly cute cuddling and she asked me to get her a soda. I walked barely two steps then turned to her blankly and asked what did she want to drink again. It wasn't that I didn't hear her folks. I fucking forgot that fast. I'm bound to get Alzheimers at this rate. Sucketh.
There Pern! I did as you asked. lol. I obeyed. Those who are as nerd oriented as myself should be super psyched because the Best Of dvd for She-Ra: Princess of Power finally has a release date! July 18, 2006! And yes, yes, oh yes, the He-Man/She-Ra Movie: Secret of the Sword is part of the set. Ahhh, happy days.
For the hell of it here's one of my favorite songs from a kids movie. The reason I'm linking it is because I finished watching the movie on cable and the end scene that features this bit is the cutest thing ever and must be shared, even if it's just the audio.
Isle Of Dreams by Alexa Vega [Spy Kids 2]:
http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=C74845B6232C992C
If you like this song then by all means ask me for the song for Spy Kids 3D because it's just as fucking good. It's sad how much I love silly pop music. Really it is.
occamsnailfile who is otherwise known as the super cool Pern? I'm obeying you by doing this list. But I refuse to visit this plague of LJ tagging upon those I would consider my online friends. Perhaps I would do it to my enemies but I have no idea if they have LJs just because I'm also not sure if they actually exist in anyplace but inside my head. But here are the instructions I have received and supposedly should comply with:Once you've been tagged, you have to write a blog with 6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself, saying who tagged you. In the end you need to choose the 5 people to be tagged and list their names. No tag backs.
As stated before, I'll do the blog and six weird facts/things/habits deal but I'm not passing this on because doing such things is like spreading online STD's or something. lol. Man, that's a weird comparison. Pern just gave me the clap. Wait until I tell Michi. Anyway, weird factoid list activate!
I'm starting to think I really like the word activate too much for my own good.
1. When I was seventeen I fell asleep in the bathtub and when I woke up I had no idea who I was. This lasted for around forty minutes during which my roommate knocked on the door asking if I was okay and thoroughly scared the bejeezus out of me. Also causing me to wonder why if I was a girl my name was Nick.
2. I have an almost nonexistent sex drive. I do have sex, and fairly often when I have a gf, but I don't ever feel this fucking wave of horniness that my friends sometimes speak of. I've gone for very long periods of time without sex and masturbation and have been perfectly happy. I could be a fucking dyke nun if I believed in Jeebus in the religious sense.
3. Whenever I'm bored my first instinct is to call someone on the phone. I equate being bored with loneliness and I hate being fucking lonely. This leads me to being a fucking phone whore and I know I torment my friends with pointless phone calls but I can't seem to stop. It sucks. It's also why I chat online so much and tell people they're more than welcome to bother me with conversation whenever they want.
4. I wear weird socks every single day and usually change them three times a day. My sock collection is upwards of 200 and there's no better cheap present that is guaranteed to make me squeal with happiness than a pair of goofy socks. Since I was sixteen I've always worn some strange kind of socks. Ones with smiley faces, dancing dogs, flying pigs, the word whore on them, whatever. I wear socks that when people see them they snicker or giggle. The reason I wear them is because I had a particularly bad encounter at my retail work with a snotty ass customer who thought they were so much better than me because they made more money and blah blah the status of their job versus mine. I decided that I needed a constant daily reminder which would keep me from ever taking myself so seriously but it couldn't be obvious to others. Hence the weird socks. How can I ever think I'm better than someone else when I'm wearing Disco Snoopy socks?
5. I carry on complete conversations with my pets just for the fun of it. I don't actually hear them responding but I randomly make up the next thing I say like they were speaking back to me. Here's an example:
ME: What are you up to now?
VLAD: [Cute Stare] ...
ME: You're plotting world conquest? Why is that?
VLAD: [Cute Stare] ...
ME: Can't you just tell the humans how we're fucking it up?
VLAD: [Cute Stare. Tail Wag] ...
ME: Well, you should've never trusted that job to Lassie.
VLAD: [Cute Stare. Jumps Up] ...
ME: Yes, yes, Lassie is a bastard. Did you know in Lassie Come Home he was actually a she?
VLAD: [Cute Stare. Gobbles Treat] ...
ME: Everyone likes Lassie. That's no reason to question your sexuality.
6. I forget things as soon as I hear them. The fastest I forgot something was recently with Michi during a normal inactive Sunday afternoon together. I got up from the couch where we were watching tv and doing disgustingly cute cuddling and she asked me to get her a soda. I walked barely two steps then turned to her blankly and asked what did she want to drink again. It wasn't that I didn't hear her folks. I fucking forgot that fast. I'm bound to get Alzheimers at this rate. Sucketh.
There Pern! I did as you asked. lol. I obeyed. Those who are as nerd oriented as myself should be super psyched because the Best Of dvd for She-Ra: Princess of Power finally has a release date! July 18, 2006! And yes, yes, oh yes, the He-Man/She-Ra Movie: Secret of the Sword is part of the set. Ahhh, happy days.
For the hell of it here's one of my favorite songs from a kids movie. The reason I'm linking it is because I finished watching the movie on cable and the end scene that features this bit is the cutest thing ever and must be shared, even if it's just the audio.
Isle Of Dreams by Alexa Vega [Spy Kids 2]:
http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=C74845B6232C992C
If you like this song then by all means ask me for the song for Spy Kids 3D because it's just as fucking good. It's sad how much I love silly pop music. Really it is.
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