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Friday, August 18th, 2006 03:35 pm
Our clients truly amuse me in a good way sometimes.

Chuck -

I did it again. This time in St. Louis County. Can you take care of this for me? Enclosed is the ticket. Send me a bill for your fee. I hope all is well with you!

P.S. They kept my license.
Monday, August 21st, 2006 07:51 pm (UTC)
"Mr. Reed, Snake's on the phone, he just held up an ATM, this time at gunpoint, and he wants your legal advice."
*Jim Carrey takes phone, holds it in front of him, and yells* "STOP BREAKIN' THE LAW, ASSH*LE!"