It can't be done! But this is some seriously cool stuff. My friend Rachel is in Boston for work and she went the Life Is Good Pumpkin Festival where they broke the World Record for the most lit pumpkins. They apparently had 30,128 of them lit and raised $554,211 for various childrens charities.
Which is super good but honestly, this is the coolest thing to me.

Tower... of... burning... pumpkins! Sweet.
Which is super good but honestly, this is the coolest thing to me.

Tower... of... burning... pumpkins! Sweet.