So I'm currently dwelling in my basement room at my parents house. Yes, yes, I do live the sad life of a basement dweller when I'm not infesting my girlfriend's apartment. For awhile I was thinking of naming my review site Basement Dweller instead of Nerdiest Girl. I might start another blog and call it Basement Dwellers. lol. I think it's such a great name. Maybe I should use it for a story or something.
Anyway! I'm at my parents house right now, just sitting around waiting to get a phone call from Pip about when we're going out and what location we're going to when I hear this distance thump thump that I instinctively recognize as loud ass music. Here's the thing... I love music and I play it really fucking loud when I'm in my car or it's in my ears but I don't play it that loud in my house. Mostly because I've been consistently cursed with neighbors who play music loud enough to vibrate my walls and I FUCKING HATE when people do that.
Naturally I get irritated when I hear that tell tale thump thump. Mostly because my parents live in the suburbs and thus I shouldn't have to deal with this shit. I wander out onto their huge pimp ass deck and stare and the ginormous row of two story house they put where there had once been a lovely woods. Of course, now they're currently occupied by houses that were designed to be as stupidly big and placed in bad geographical locations as possible. Seriously, these houses are practically in my parents backyard and they're just obnoxiously big. Why the fuck do we need such huge houses? You know these damn people don't have families big enough to fill them.
It's so damn stupid... bigger is better, bigger shows I have more income, bigger is blah blah. Your house is huge and ugly and you have no yard space and it's on a big fucking hill. You know there's this thing called erosion and your goddamn house is going to sink and slide down that hill one day and I'll laugh at your dumbasses. Ugh. I hate how modern real estate development dictates that if you can place a house on a location means you should place one there. It's so retarded and just leads to fucked up ugly looking overcrowded neighborhoods.
But the obnoxiously large house directly behind my parents house is the cause of the thump thump. Now what precisely is the thump thump, you ask? Bad karaoke! I have no clue what these girls are trying to sing but my god... it makes my ears bleed. Not just because it's loud but also because it's so damn off key and just craptastic.
I swear, I was halfway tempted to scream, "Shut up! You suck!" at them. But I restrained myself because my parents are civilized, unlike me, and probably wouldn't appreciate it. But seriously... they do suck. And they're fucking loud.
Okay. End semi-rant. Now I go back to writing my review of a fantabulous Jem and The Holograms episode. Look for it in a day or so on The Nerdiest Girl.
Anyway! I'm at my parents house right now, just sitting around waiting to get a phone call from Pip about when we're going out and what location we're going to when I hear this distance thump thump that I instinctively recognize as loud ass music. Here's the thing... I love music and I play it really fucking loud when I'm in my car or it's in my ears but I don't play it that loud in my house. Mostly because I've been consistently cursed with neighbors who play music loud enough to vibrate my walls and I FUCKING HATE when people do that.
Naturally I get irritated when I hear that tell tale thump thump. Mostly because my parents live in the suburbs and thus I shouldn't have to deal with this shit. I wander out onto their huge pimp ass deck and stare and the ginormous row of two story house they put where there had once been a lovely woods. Of course, now they're currently occupied by houses that were designed to be as stupidly big and placed in bad geographical locations as possible. Seriously, these houses are practically in my parents backyard and they're just obnoxiously big. Why the fuck do we need such huge houses? You know these damn people don't have families big enough to fill them.
It's so damn stupid... bigger is better, bigger shows I have more income, bigger is blah blah. Your house is huge and ugly and you have no yard space and it's on a big fucking hill. You know there's this thing called erosion and your goddamn house is going to sink and slide down that hill one day and I'll laugh at your dumbasses. Ugh. I hate how modern real estate development dictates that if you can place a house on a location means you should place one there. It's so retarded and just leads to fucked up ugly looking overcrowded neighborhoods.
But the obnoxiously large house directly behind my parents house is the cause of the thump thump. Now what precisely is the thump thump, you ask? Bad karaoke! I have no clue what these girls are trying to sing but my god... it makes my ears bleed. Not just because it's loud but also because it's so damn off key and just craptastic.
I swear, I was halfway tempted to scream, "Shut up! You suck!" at them. But I restrained myself because my parents are civilized, unlike me, and probably wouldn't appreciate it. But seriously... they do suck. And they're fucking loud.
Okay. End semi-rant. Now I go back to writing my review of a fantabulous Jem and The Holograms episode. Look for it in a day or so on The Nerdiest Girl.
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