So I'm fixated on My Otome, right? I get this way. I'm a fucking fandom magpie. I see something shiny and new and I get fixated and I want to write fanfic for it and I'm in this mode for My Otome and thus I decide I shall write fanfic for Haruka and Yukino who are my favorite characters/couple on the show. I don't purposefully tend to pick smaller ships but it usually ends up that the ships I like aren't the hugely popular ones. I mean, I love Shizuru/Natsuki but dude, they have hella fanfic, they don't need more from me. Haruka and Yukino though? They deserve fic.

Anyway! I decide I want to actually start/finish the story in a timely manner so it will be short. My idea? Simple, just to write how they first met and ended up on the path of becoming an Otome and the President of their home country of Aries along with the development of their friendship turned romance. Also to explore how Haruka became such a popular figure in Aries and a well known Otome. I want to write a one shot but somehow I end up with a plot for a fanfic lasting twelve chapters with each chapter being fairly lengthy since at least a year will pass between each one. I'm basically writing them from ages seven/nine at the start to ages twenty two/twenty four when it ends.

I wonder though if twenty four is freakishly young even for this magical girl universe to have Yukino end up as a President of the country. I do have her as a child prodigy who skips all these grades and she was already a Jr. Senator when she runs for office to help it make it seem more feasible but still, it seems really young. Huh. I don't want to make the story longer though! Yeesh. lol.

My point though? Even my one shots are long. Why can't I write a short fic? I don't have complicated plots! What the hell? I don't understand how I became such a rambling whore in my writing. It's like I'm incapable of just writing something short and simple. No, it has to go on for at least ten chapters. lol. Since I have the story plotted out from start to finish so I'll probably start writing it tomorrow.

I watched episodes 11 and 12 for Maria-sama Ga Miteru Season 4 today and dudeeee. It was so good.

( Spoilers for Marimite S4. )

I've always hated tests. Throughout most of elementary, junior high, and high school I was horrible at them. I was something of an apathetic student to tell the truth and my parents only vaguely punished me for my bad grades. I say vaguely because I know I was punished for them but it made so much of an impression on me that I remember absolutely none if it as an adult.

Although I do recall tossing my report card down the sewer in a perverse attempt to keep my mom from finding out I had gotten three failing grades when I was in fifth grade. Somehow my brilliant plan didn't quite work out. It's the whole us having phones and her not buying it when I told her we weren't getting grade cards for for that particular grading quarter or whatever the hell they called it back then.

The saga of my federal government contracted data processing job continues. I've finally got all my appropriate forms sent out and now I must wait for my FBI background check to be completed. Which, according to the helpful woman at the Defense Logistics Agency, should take: "75 days give or take 2 weeks. It really depends on the person."

Oh joy.

That led to my agony of testing today at one of the largest temp agencies in the area. They're really well known and quite good and I'm happy to be getting temporary work to tide over my money woes until the government can determine it's safe to give me missile launch codes but as stated I fucking HATE tests and I fail big time at taking them. Yet today I was besieged with them. Thirteen to be exact.

Testing what? Testing secretarial skills, testing Word skills, testing Excel skills, testing Data Entry time, testing Typing time, testing oh my fucking god they're testing my sanity! I just want a job working at an office for three months for the love of Zombie Jeebus!

I scored well generally but I fucked up really bad on some stuff. Apparently my phone instincts as a receptionist is subpar. Wonderful. Here's what gets me... they test all these obscure fucking things in the various software programs but nowhere can you test for the ability to learn which sounds lame and of course but dude, everywhere I work I run into artards who can't fucking learn how to do shit! If I don't know something I possess the magical ability to look up how to do it on my own and then do it without bothering anyone about how the fuck. I consider this a rare and valuable skill and I want to be tested on it and get credit for finally getting a good grade on something in my life.

Randomly I decided to download the OVA for Shoujo Sect and it did cheer me up. It's funny. I really like the manga. It's brainless fluffy porn if such a thing exists and the sex, although at time lesbian sister incestuous, is strangely wholesome and harmless to me. Except when it ends up being forced by an asshole sempai who gets assaulted with a fire extinguisher as punishment but dude, the OVA? Not that at all.

I'm a huge sad fan of the porn star Misty Mundae who does many a hilarious bad b-movie parody porn movie. I proudly display her movies and many other similar erotic films in my collection. Never felt perverted for doing this. That being said...

Watching the Shoujo Sect OVA made me feel perverted. It's that bad. It's nothing shocking or graphic. I mean, their pussies are blurred out and they're doing standard lesbian sex acts I've done countless times myself but my god, what the hell? The sex is so ridiculous and stupid and just... not even quality bad amusing. Watching it I realized it's a nice example of guys desperate to fap off to something and they've settled on what is the fastest anime torrent to download. Maybe I found it embarrassing because it's animated? I'm not sure. There's no people involved so only pixels were degraded in making it. I did find it embarrassing to watch though. Plus boring. And weird. How is sex boring and weird? It was though! You must see for yourself. It's like an animated lesbian sex wreck.

But you know, I'll probably download the second episode. lol. I'm sad like that. Perverted too, one supposes.