Dogs

[dreiser]

Smelly dogs, you're smelly and it's cold out. So I let you outside to pee before I bathe you. I watch you pee and poop. You do both immensely. Why then do you immediately want outside in the cold to pee and poop again just fifteen minutes later after I finish bathing you when you're still wet and will be freezing cold in the process?

I love you but the doggy logic fails. Next time I'm going to blow dry you with a hair dryer despite how much you hate it. You're not getting pneumonia on my watch.

Comments

[jimu.livejournal.com]

well, maybe it's a stressful time for him?

everytime I vacuum, my dog poops on the carpet..

oh but wait, she does it after I am done. (so that my carpet is only truely clean for about 20 seconds)