Ex-Gay This

[dreiser]

You know what I didn't need after a long day at work? Coming out to my car and having a pamphlet on the ex-gay movement pushed into my door by people who saw my rainbow pride window sticker and decided I needed to be educated about how to use the lord and savior Jesus Christ to magically make myself not a lesbian anymore.

Whoever left that pamphlet? I hope my gigantic "fuck you" is somehow psychically transmitted to your thoughts you bigoted douche. Maybe I'll get lucky and Jesus will do it.