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Tea, I love you like burning. You're my #1 soap opera fangirl crush beating out both precious members of Kinks on All My Children, but what's up with your super secret hidden briefcase in a drawer?
You open it and it has a single piece of paper in it.
What the fuckity duck, Tea?! Does that single piece of paper deserve its own briefcase? Really? My cynical side doubts this and it looks lonely all by itself in there.
And if it's the almighty papery evidence of your super duper secret that you talked to Blair about while having a near death by poisonous gassing experience then why the hell isn't it in a safe? Instead it's in a briefcase that has little latches (but no lock) and is in a bottom drawer of your dresser where any nosy person can find it.
This is a soap though and writers are less than attentive to details so I forgive you. It's not your fault they're neglecting your natural intelligence and are having you do illogical things which will reveal your super duper secret which better be good. Part of me wonders if you're like... an FBI witness protection program person. Although you being in the news so much nixes that. The soap opera veteran viewer in me says it has something to do with maybe RJ and the mafia or maybe mystery dude from that island you were stranded on way back when Todd dumped you for the umpteenth time.
I sort of think Blair wants to fuck you. lol. She's way too fixated on you and it can't all be about Todd. You guys have strange sexual tension. And I'm weirdly enjoying speaking to a fictional person so I'm stopping now.
You open it and it has a single piece of paper in it.
What the fuckity duck, Tea?! Does that single piece of paper deserve its own briefcase? Really? My cynical side doubts this and it looks lonely all by itself in there.
And if it's the almighty papery evidence of your super duper secret that you talked to Blair about while having a near death by poisonous gassing experience then why the hell isn't it in a safe? Instead it's in a briefcase that has little latches (but no lock) and is in a bottom drawer of your dresser where any nosy person can find it.
This is a soap though and writers are less than attentive to details so I forgive you. It's not your fault they're neglecting your natural intelligence and are having you do illogical things which will reveal your super duper secret which better be good. Part of me wonders if you're like... an FBI witness protection program person. Although you being in the news so much nixes that. The soap opera veteran viewer in me says it has something to do with maybe RJ and the mafia or maybe mystery dude from that island you were stranded on way back when Todd dumped you for the umpteenth time.
I sort of think Blair wants to fuck you. lol. She's way too fixated on you and it can't all be about Todd. You guys have strange sexual tension. And I'm weirdly enjoying speaking to a fictional person so I'm stopping now.