Near Empty Briefcases

[dreiser]

Tea, I love you like burning. You're my #1 soap opera fangirl crush beating out both precious members of Kinks on All My Children, but what's up with your super secret hidden briefcase in a drawer?

You open it and it has a single piece of paper in it.

What the fuckity duck, Tea?! Does that single piece of paper deserve its own briefcase? Really? My cynical side doubts this and it looks lonely all by itself in there.

And if it's the almighty papery evidence of your super duper secret that you talked to Blair about while having a near death by poisonous gassing experience then why the hell isn't it in a safe? Instead it's in a briefcase that has little latches (but no lock) and is in a bottom drawer of your dresser where any nosy person can find it.

This is a soap though and writers are less than attentive to details so I forgive you. It's not your fault they're neglecting your natural intelligence and are having you do illogical things which will reveal your super duper secret which better be good. Part of me wonders if you're like... an FBI witness protection program person. Although you being in the news so much nixes that. The soap opera veteran viewer in me says it has something to do with maybe RJ and the mafia or maybe mystery dude from that island you were stranded on way back when Todd dumped you for the umpteenth time.

I sort of think Blair wants to fuck you. lol. She's way too fixated on you and it can't all be about Todd. You guys have strange sexual tension. And I'm weirdly enjoying speaking to a fictional person so I'm stopping now.

Comments

[madame-diggory.livejournal.com]

Man those writers have me super intrigued also about the secret and supposedly Rex is gonna make the big reveal on Friday.

My guess is it has to do with either Carlo Hessor and Alex O. or if it is FBI related maybe she's working with her agent brother Del?

Oh, and Blair totally wants to hump Tea!!

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

Blair's fixation on Tea really amuses me. Especially since while Tea does equally bitch at Blair it's more... dismissive than crazed and hostile as of late which is how Blair is acting. I swear, repressed sexual attraction. It's made funnier by how Blair constantly denies she wants Todd, saying she just doesn't want Tea to have him. Could easily theorize she's jealous of Todd and not Tea.

Now I sort of want to write them having hate!sex in the cabana and Dorian catching them all horrified. lol.

[allaine77.livejournal.com]

Tea was the "Performer of the Week" in this week's Soap Opera Digest.

Sincerely, Allaine

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

Yay! She deserves it.