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Minute and tiny thoughts on the ten winners for the Eurovision Semifinals...
Russia: Dima - Never Let You Go
Lame as fuck and he has a mullet. Dear god, why?
FYR Macedonia: Elena Risteska - Ninanajna
Love the song and melody. Her show was slutty and sort of stupid though. I say it was stupid because slutty usually is entertaining and she somehow made it a tad boring. Which is stupid. Song rocks absolutely though.
Bosnia & Herzegovina: Hari Mata Hari - Layla
Pretty song but too much of a downer and lacking anything resembling a blow out performance which is pretty much key in this contest. A little dull for me.
Lithuania: LT United - We Are The Winners
Strangely, as much as I said I liked this song when I saw it performed live next to the others in the semifinals I had a very ehhhh reaction. It was shrug worthy. I don't think they deserved to continue onto the finals. Maybe because if a parody/spoof act had to go onto the finals I really fucking wanted it to be Silvia and not these guys. But whatever. They won't win, that's for sure. No matter what that song says.
Finland: Lordi - Hard Rock Revolution
Praise Jeebus! The international audience fucking saw the brilliance of this band and by some miracle one of my two favorites has gone onto the finals! I squee with joy over this. Almost makes up for the fact Silvia's not going on.
Ukraine: Tina Karol - Show Me Your Love
A lot of red in the outfits but I was strangely mesmerized by her. Honestly? I can't explain why but I fucking loved everything about this performance. I have no idea why but I do.
Ireland: Brian Kennedy - Every Song is a Cry For Love
Same fate as Bosnia & Herzegovina. Too soft and too lethargic for Eurovision's glorious glitz and bright lights.
Sweden: Carola - Invincible
She got to the finals as usual and thus her head won't explode as I had perversely hoped. She totally deserves to go to the finals though. Despite or because of being an ignorant homophobe she continued to fucking rock out the show in a typical Eurovision Queentastic way. I almost think Carola continuing to be sent to Eurovision is unfair in a way because she has an obvious control and level of comfort on that stage which the other less experienced contestants don't share. But then again, how long has it been since she won the contest? Hard to say she has an edge when you consider that. She still rocks though.
Turkey: Sibel Tüzün - Superstar
I liked this performance but I wasn't really wowed by it. Enjoyed the song quite a bit.
Armenia: - Andre - Without Your Love
How the hell did unibrow get into this contest? Disliked the performance.
RANDOM COMMENTS: Silvia's not going to the finals! I never expected her to win or to even get that far but I'm still strangely upset. What is more upsetting is the disgusting imagery of watching lame ass United Kingdom entry Dax, the amazingly pussified British rapper, perform in the finals while Silvia is missing. There is no justice.
Russia: Dima - Never Let You Go
Lame as fuck and he has a mullet. Dear god, why?
FYR Macedonia: Elena Risteska - Ninanajna
Love the song and melody. Her show was slutty and sort of stupid though. I say it was stupid because slutty usually is entertaining and she somehow made it a tad boring. Which is stupid. Song rocks absolutely though.
Bosnia & Herzegovina: Hari Mata Hari - Layla
Pretty song but too much of a downer and lacking anything resembling a blow out performance which is pretty much key in this contest. A little dull for me.
Lithuania: LT United - We Are The Winners
Strangely, as much as I said I liked this song when I saw it performed live next to the others in the semifinals I had a very ehhhh reaction. It was shrug worthy. I don't think they deserved to continue onto the finals. Maybe because if a parody/spoof act had to go onto the finals I really fucking wanted it to be Silvia and not these guys. But whatever. They won't win, that's for sure. No matter what that song says.
Finland: Lordi - Hard Rock Revolution
Praise Jeebus! The international audience fucking saw the brilliance of this band and by some miracle one of my two favorites has gone onto the finals! I squee with joy over this. Almost makes up for the fact Silvia's not going on.
Ukraine: Tina Karol - Show Me Your Love
A lot of red in the outfits but I was strangely mesmerized by her. Honestly? I can't explain why but I fucking loved everything about this performance. I have no idea why but I do.
Ireland: Brian Kennedy - Every Song is a Cry For Love
Same fate as Bosnia & Herzegovina. Too soft and too lethargic for Eurovision's glorious glitz and bright lights.
Sweden: Carola - Invincible
She got to the finals as usual and thus her head won't explode as I had perversely hoped. She totally deserves to go to the finals though. Despite or because of being an ignorant homophobe she continued to fucking rock out the show in a typical Eurovision Queentastic way. I almost think Carola continuing to be sent to Eurovision is unfair in a way because she has an obvious control and level of comfort on that stage which the other less experienced contestants don't share. But then again, how long has it been since she won the contest? Hard to say she has an edge when you consider that. She still rocks though.
Turkey: Sibel Tüzün - Superstar
I liked this performance but I wasn't really wowed by it. Enjoyed the song quite a bit.
Armenia: - Andre - Without Your Love
How the hell did unibrow get into this contest? Disliked the performance.
RANDOM COMMENTS: Silvia's not going to the finals! I never expected her to win or to even get that far but I'm still strangely upset. What is more upsetting is the disgusting imagery of watching lame ass United Kingdom entry Dax, the amazingly pussified British rapper, perform in the finals while Silvia is missing. There is no justice.
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He makes me ashamed to watch.
This is what happens when the enitre UK decides to take the piss and vote for the paedophile.
We thought it was funnier at the time.....
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