Formatting Fuck Ups

[dreiser]

I went to l-word.com to peruse for various fics for http://www.aliceschart.net and ended up on my own page after around three hours of searching. My god, how they have fucked up the format on some of my chapters. It's really bad shit folks. Here's an example:

"Hey
Missy," drawled Alice, poking Dana in the side and walking ahead of
her. "Are you forgetting about my promotion? I'm getting the big time
public radio bucks. Buying airplane tickets to Oakland is just the
start of showing off how much bling I now possess."

Almost every paragraph in that chapter and a few others start that way. Suck ass! I almost want to just fucking delete all of stories there but I'm too lazy. One thing is for sure though. When I finish ATWH Part 4 and 5 I won't be posting them there. I really can't stand that site and the shitty formatting and just how it's turned into this weird Borg like all encompassing lesbian fandom site which absorbs all fucking new forms of dyke fandom and tries to exclusively claim them as their own. Getting all outraged at other mentions of fansites to challenge them. You bitches cannot exclusively have South of Nowhere like you do L Word! I consider it fucking evil if you do attempt that and I don't even like South of Nowhere that much! Of course, I should attempt to battle it with my own puny review site focused on dyke fandom whenever I finally get that running. Still not sure what I want to name that site though. The Nerdiest Girl? Fuckable Fandoms? Lamest Lesbian? Bwahaha. I like that last title. Mostly because I love the word lame and I think it describes me.

Anyway, I still ponder over an appropriate name for a site. It semi-torments me. Almost as much as how fucking slowly ATWH Part 4 is going. Ye gods, it is going fucking slow like molasses. I think once I get more sleep I'll work on it today.

ETA: I remain stout in my belief that the incredibly tall and tanned Kate Ryan from Belgium not making it to the Eurovision Finals was a fucking travesty. I feel compelled to share her performance at the Semifinals to perhaps show why. I'm not sure why it continues to somewhat irk me considering how fucking happy I am that Finland won but there you go. Hopefully Kate will be back next year. And just to say it, my fucking god, her legs seem endless in that dress.

Je T´adore by Kate Ryan (Eurovision 2006 Semifinals):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSl5WpNkfHg&search=kate%20ryan%20eurovision

ETA: ETA: I rediscovered two very groovy songs. Simarik by Tarkan and then the english version of it by Holly Valance and much like the Kate Ryan performance I feel compelled to share because they rock.

Simarik by Tarkan:

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=59D54079637655A6

Kiss Kiss by Holly Valance:

http://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=32AD39A429631902

Comments

[occamsnailfile.livejournal.com]

I am like, surrounded by Eurovision. My comic book review column that I read is done by a Sarcastic Scottish Lawyer, and for like, almost five years nonstop he has been providing me with comic book reviews. This week, I open my email, and what do I find but youtube links to Finland and Lithuania from my comic book guy.

... and of course, I watched them. The Finland guy's hat is what really makes it for me. And the wings. God.

[dreiser.livejournal.com]

Eurovision rocks so much Pern. I'm going to put it into the Midnight Madness that Pat and I are working on for Yuricon/Onna 2007.