T-Shirts

Depending on your opinion my idea of fashion is either casual or the style of a teenage boy. Meaning that when given a choice I dress in jeans, a variety of sneakers, boots, and birkenstocks, a mass supply of t-shirts and an even more massive collection of funny socks. While I'm far more addicted to buying odd socks, ones that have things like dancing monkeys and smiling pineapples on them, more people probably are into t-shirts.

And since I'm sad enough that I buy on average one to three t-shirts a month I figured I'd start posting with my latest fashion conquests. I think they're nifty maybe you might too.

( Dorky t-shirt collection away! )

Dogs

Smelly dogs, you're smelly and it's cold out. So I let you outside to pee before I bathe you. I watch you pee and poop. You do both immensely. Why then do you immediately want outside in the cold to pee and poop again just fifteen minutes later after I finish bathing you when you're still wet and will be freezing cold in the process?

I love you but the doggy logic fails. Next time I'm going to blow dry you with a hair dryer despite how much you hate it. You're not getting pneumonia on my watch.

Watch This! Too Late To Apologize: A Declaration

Oh, Thomas Jefferson, why you so bad ass with the violin? This is seriously awesome.