Shark Week!!!

Live every week like it's Shark Week! It starts tomorrow and I cannot wait. Air Jaws. Oh yeah. I'll be wearing this t-shirt. Yes, it's sad. I have t-shirts for all nerdy ocassions.

Illuminati

I had a random guy at work start talking to me about how Obama is a member of the Illuminati and how there are all these secret cures for cancer and other deadly diseases that only high ranking members of our government have access to. Also that Obama-care is an attempt to get the genetic code of everyone in our country. I zoned out while he was telling me why they want everyone's genetic code though. Funny thing is, he didn't look crazy really. Mostly he looked like an aging hippie. This is mostly due to the scraggly long hair past his shoulders and tie dye shirt.

Things like this are why I continue to perversely love working customer service jobs.