Watch This! L Word Final Season Teaser

Dude. It's official. The L Word is the crackiest soap opera I love to watch and I'm including One Life To Live with the ongoing rape storyline that started in the 90s and is finally eclipsing with now amnesiac rape victim falling in love with her former rapist. It's pretty fucking sad when I have more faith in ABC with its trend of randomly getting rid of lesbian characters to give us a better story with Reese/Bianca on All My Children than I do with Ilene Chaiken and Showtime with The L Word.

Seriously people. IC is on the pipe because she's starting the final season with one of the characters being murdered and ending it with another one of them taking the fall for said murder. Because I always see things I love ruined I predict death for Helacious.

I declare this season a supermassive black hole of suck. All I wanted was Shenny cuteness. Anyway. Here's the trailer of death. Oh yes, and I can only theorize that yes, this huge storyline fail does make Jenny very sad.

Watch This! Bitch Slap Trailer

Can you tell I can't sleep? lol. Whatever. I love bad b-movies like I love the taste of Cherry Coke which is a lot because I loathe Pepsi. I super duper love movies that are purposefully funny bad and parody themselves. Such is the essence of Bitch Slap which has cameos from Kevin Sorbo, Michael Hurst, Lucy Lawless, and Renee O'Connor from Hercules and Xena fame. The latter you can see in it as nuns. Also in my icon. Hee!

oneiric22 must watch this trailer for he will love it. This movie was made for us. Not really but it's right up our viewing party ally if you know what I mean. And it won't require us getting really really really drunk like Twilight in order to giggle and enjoy it.

Watch This! Everybody Picks On Reese Day

If everybody = Zach and Bianca, that is. But seriously! It felt like everyone picks on Reese day in this episode and it sort of sucked ass. Though, again, I'm much happy to see Bianca and Reese working through relationship issues such as Reese questioning where she fits into Bianca's life.

Zach was just a bear in this episode though. I was waiting for him to go off on Binks but he never got the chance I guess.

There aren't any clips because I can't be bothered to find them but I'm seriously loving Annie being crazy as fuck and kidnapping her own daughter, killing Di, flinging herself off a balcony to escape from a gun touting Greenlee, clipping Ryan with her car, and assaulting David for interrupting her imaginary Thanksgiving dinner at Wildwind. Her character was always boring Greenlee-lite to me but I'm loving her as a nutjob. I'm not sure if the actress is leaving the show but I'd like for her to stay on as the new crazy since Janet has made her exit and David... well, David's just David. He's not insane.

I'm also fond of the chemistry between Amanda and JR. I've always liked JR. Even when he had huge hairspray induced hair and an evil soul patch. I'd love for him to hook up with someone nonskanky and I sort of enjoy Amanda's conning ways. If she comes clean with JR about David trying to screw him over then I think they would be a nice couple.

If not... well, I still sort of want JR and Kendall to hook up one day. If only to drive Erica crazy. Hee. Plus there has to be at least one offpsring of the Kanes and the Chandlers for the kid would be made of soap opera history awesome!

Not to be mean or anything but Eden has gotten a bit larger since returning. I like curves on a woman though so it hardly bothers me especially since I'm not dainty by any definition of the word but this has caused The Rack to reach epic proportions. I find it most distracting to try and keep my focus on the various words coming out of her mouth when The Rack is being displayed in such clear view.

Oh! I will give you a taste of the Annie fabulous crazy with this preview clip for All My Children. It has a very duhn duhn duhhhhnn ending concerning the Kane women. All I'll say is this: Binks is going to become an endangered species soon. She best protect herself because they seem to be picking off the ladies blessed with Kane genetics on this show. I love the dramatic saying of the show name at the end. So cheesy.

Fanfic Update! A Thousand Glimpses: Four (Bianca/Reese)

TITLE: A Thousand Glimpses
SERIES: All My Children
AUTHOR: dreiser
EMAIL: dreiser7@yahoo.com
YAHOO ID: dreiser7
MY WEBSITE: http://www.dreiser.org/
CONTENT: F/F romance. Bianca/Reese. Breeze.
SUMMARY: Reese Williams had experienced a thousand glimpses of the life she always wanted but until she met Bianca Montgomery she never thought she could have it for herself.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but my burning hatred for tofurkey.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This is mostly filled with angst. Then Bianca shows up and isn't angsty for once. Surprising, no?

( Your engagement has hardly stopped you before )