Nerdiness of Nic

I've decided to take a miniature break from the Whip It fanfic series I've been writing to write another fanfic featuring a romantic relationship between Iron Maven and Eva Destruction that spurs jealousy in Bliss and Rosa Sparks which causes them to finally act on their own feelings for the two women. It's an idea that was suggested by jsword on the ruthlessmaven community and I think it's a simply fabulous concept for a fanfic.

I do have one more fanfic planned for the Ruthless/Maven series but I don't know if there is going to be anything else after that. I think after years and years of having original stories in my head and being too chickenshit and lazy I'm going to actually give writing one a try. Whether I can get it published by a legitimate source and have a real book agent show interest in me is debatal but fuck it. I'm over thirty. I've wanted to write books professionally since I was a kid and I'm finally going to actually try and see if I can get it done. I owe myself to try at least.

Since I'm a sadly lazy person I know I won't be able to keep up writing extensive fanfic series at the same time as an original project I see as a book trilogy in my head. I'm not going to stop writing fanfic. I love it too much for that but I won't be writing it on a regular basis and I don't predict anymore long fanfic series from me for awhile if at all.

Anyway! There's that if anyone cares.

TITLE: Assist
SERIES: Whip It
AUTHOR: Dreiser
EMAIL: dreiser7@yahoo.com
YAHOO ID: dreiser7
MY WEBSITE: http://www.dreiser.org/
CONTENT: F/F romance. F/F sex. Babe Ruthless/Iron Maven. Fourth fic in the Versus, Pace Line, and Hip Check series.
SUMMARY: Babe Ruthless knew that sometimes even the best player needs an assist.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but my excitement about my vacation in San Francisco.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This might have some errors because I haven't completely gone over it but I wanted to post it before I leave for Wondercon. Please enjoy!

( THIS IS PART ONE )

I'm not sure how many folks who read my Whip It fanfics have heard Juliette Lewis' music but if they haven't they really should because it's quite awesome. Which is why I offer it to you in a zip file for download. The zipped folder contains all three cds from Juliette & The Licks as well as her solo cd Terra Incognita. Please enjoy!

Also? It's the evil midnight knitter what knits at midnight!

ETA: MediaFire emailed me to say seventeen people downloaded the file so... lol. I'm glad some of you are enjoying the music! I hate the idea of uploading music to share and no one actually takes me up on the sharing. Because, you know, my mom taught me sharing is good.

TITLE: Hip Check
SERIES: Whip It
AUTHOR: Dreiser
EMAIL: dreiser7@yahoo.com
YAHOO ID: dreiser7
MY WEBSITE: http://www.dreiser.org/
CONTENT: F/F romance. F/F sex. Babe Ruthless/Iron Maven. Third fic in the Versus and Pace Line series. I can't seem to quit writing. It's problematic.
SUMMARY: Babe Ruthless thought roller derby was a lot like life, just when things are going good you're hit with a hip check.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but my enjoyment for taking naps.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you've read the book version of Whip It please don't get confuzzled. Malice In Wonderland in this fic is an original character and has nothing to do with the book version of Maggie Mayhem. I just had to use the name since it's so good. If you want to hear Maven's fictional taste in music and some good Johnny Cash songs download this.

( THIS IS PART THREE )

TITLE: Hip Check
SERIES: Whip It
AUTHOR: Dreiser
EMAIL: dreiser7@yahoo.com
YAHOO ID: dreiser7
MY WEBSITE: http://www.dreiser.org/
CONTENT: F/F romance. F/F sex. Babe Ruthless/Iron Maven. Third fic in the Versus and Pace Line series. I can't seem to quit writing. It's problematic.
SUMMARY: Babe Ruthless thought roller derby was a lot like life, just when things are going good you're hit with a hip check.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but my enjoyment for taking naps.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: If you've read the book version of Whip It please don't get confuzzled. Malice In Wonderland in this fic is an original character and has nothing to do with the book version of Maggie Mayhem. I just had to use the name since it's so good. If you want to hear Maven's fictional taste in music and some good Johnny Cash songs download this.

( THIS IS PART ONE )

For the Femslash Today porn battle. It's a sequel to this prompt involving cowboy hats.

( Finally, a slow smile curved on her lips, and Maven drawled, “You feeling neglected, Ruthless?” )

I really seem to be. I mean, I'm writing the sequel to a sequel for the Whip It fanfic series featuring Babe Ruthless/Iron Maven but honestly? I love writing the bits with Smashley the most because her character just cracks me up. Drew's portrayal is utterly hilarious and totally endearing and it's bad enough that I'm amused by the lines that I'm writing for her. Such as this one which had me cracking up enough I felt compelled to post about it.

“This is so thunderdome,” Smashley remarked, clapping her hands excitedly. When everyone looked at her in confusion, she elaborated with wild hand gestures, “Two men enter, one man leaves! It’s totally epic. Ruthless is Tina Turner and that blonde chick is Mel Gibson before he got all bigoted and crazy.”

“Smashley, I told you to stop getting high before practice,” said Razor in long suffering tones.

“I’m nooot!” Smashley wailed, skating around Razor discontently.

Not that I could ever write serious fic for Smashley. She's too comedic for that but she is such fun to write.

TITLE: Pace Line
SERIES: Whip It
AUTHOR: Dreiser
EMAIL: dreiser7@yahoo.com
YAHOO ID: dreiser7
MY WEBSITE: http://www.dreiser.org/
CONTENT: F/F romance. F/F sex. Babe Ruthless/Iron Maven. Sequel to Versus.
SUMMARY: Babe Ruthless and Iron Maven's relationship was all about the pacing.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing but my belief Ellen Page's deadpan voice is adorable.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I wrote the first fic then I immediately got an idea for a second fic. It's like a disease.

( THIS IS PART TWO )

I dunno what it is with me and my fandom personality. When I get into something I really get into it and I flutter from one fandom to another like a cracked out butterfly. I mean, I saw Whip It in the theaters and totally loved Babe Ruthless/Iron Maven relationship but I had no desire to write fanfic then I buy it on dvd and watch it again and feel fucking compelled to write fanfic for them.

I'm already working on a sequel to my first fic and it's reached 5,000 words and I'm not even halfway through with this sucker. I swear though, I'm not writing a series. I refuse. This will just be a really long one shot. I blame all of this on Juliette Lewis for being so damn attractive in this movie.

Also Ellen Page being freakishly adorable.